Scary daddy

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Today, I thought it would be funny to smack my daughter's head gently with a balloon. It hit her hair clip and exploded. She won't stop crying, and my wife will be home any minute. I'm screwed. FML
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EverestMelting 23

The fun dads are always the ones who get in trouble. I support your efforts, just not the outcome. Good luck OP.

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mwhpug 4

My daughter's crying and my wife will be home any minute, I'm screwed! Quick, let me post this to FML!

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worldclassrager 39

I can see that being a grand idea at the moment...next time if you want to do that make sure her hair is free from accessories...

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A_Perfect_Circle 12

I guess you can say you will get some, *puts on shades* "static" from the mrs's when she gets back!

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gaydragon 13

lying never goes good just try to comfort your daughter and maybe let her hit you with a balloon to help her feel better? either way own up to it, Its not a big deal that it happened you didn't hurt her just scared her, good luck op

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inner_peace 19

How does he deserve it? It was purely accidental

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Credibleskills 28

Buy your wife some flowers, leave a note saying be right back on the table, and buy your kid a toy

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akballerchicity 11

Why is this an FML?

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thisisg 9

she's alive she's fine.: ) it's all in good fun. eventually they develop. "thicker skin"

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