Scary daddy

By and not even in the good way - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to smack my daughter's head gently with a balloon. It hit her hair clip and exploded. She won't stop crying, and my wife will be home any minute. I'm screwed. FML
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EverestMelting 23

The fun dads are always the ones who get in trouble. I support your efforts, just not the outcome. Good luck OP.

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mwhpug 4

My daughter's crying and my wife will be home any minute, I'm screwed! Quick, let me post this to FML!

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manidariomoi 2

Soo instead of helping you have just enough time to put it on FML for us too see, nice going

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Turkeythug123 6

Your wife will be home soon and you need her to stop crying and the first thing you do is post it on here

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gdogd 15

and your first response was to write this?

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carbonbasedcynic 17

I feel like he threw in the word gently after it happened

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Jesse_apple 4

So your first thought was to post it on here

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AvantiRave 6

least she isn't glued to anything. that's harder to explain. good luck.

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simsimsalabim 1

You're screwed? What is she? Your mother?

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mysweetinsanity 3

Eh shit happens. Gently booping your kid with a balloon isn't that bad. It's not like you meant to pop it!

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Caitlin0218 4

Why are you taking the time to write on here and not calm her???

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