Screwing

By ThanksMom - 26/03/2009 18:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, my parents were helping me construct my bed. We ended up not having enough screws to properly secure the frame. My dad mentioned that it might cause problems if I got a girl into my bed. My mom said, "Don't worry about it, we all know that's not going to happen." FML
I agree, your life sucks 104 589
You deserved it 9 207

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Mothers deliver the sickest burns. True story.

tell your mom you inherited the ugly genes from her. that'll keep her quiet.

Comments

more of a reason to prove ur mom wrong

wickedlove 0

Perhaps she didn't mean it as an insult, but wants you to wait until you're out of the house and more independent.

UltimateIdiot911 0

I don't understand why people keep posting what their parent said as FML. I personally don't think anyone's life is F if their parents make fun of their kids.

Thats fine, just use the: Couch Coffee table Dining room table Bath Pool Table (if you have one) And then to seal the deal: Parents Bed! Of and make it obvious you did it in each spot

may_cause_fail 0

Tell them you could always use their bed. ;D

soscrewed12 0

2nd line=win. otherwise, that sucks. nice parents. show em and do it in their bed.

Get a *****, and wake up your dads in the middle of the night. Then break the bed. REVENGE.

HeyyyBrahhh 0