Family, Dogs and Animals: Second class citizen

Second class citizen

By crapped on - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML

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You deserved it 4 261

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By uninvited - 04/02/2016 15:16 - United States - Boston

Today, my parents called me to ask if I could drop my dog off to them on Sunday. They're having a Superbowl party and want to show her off to their guests. My dog is invited, but I'm not. FML

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By bigscarypuppy - 22/08/2009 05:39 - United States

Today, my sister went into early labor. Instead of telling me, my mom turned to my dog and said, "Guess what? You're going to be an uncle!" Our dog ranks higher than me in our family's metaphorical food chain. FML

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Bored

By letmeinplease - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I wasn't allowed to work from home, despite being ill enough to just take the day off anyway, all so there could be "someone to answer the phone." The phone didn't ring once all day. FML

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The left hand, the right hand

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I was out walking my dog. I was throwing a stick in the lake so he could go get it (he loves swimming). A friend called me. After I was done calling, another friend came by, and we talked for a while. When my dog barked, I accidentally threw my iPhone into the water instead of his stick. FML

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You deserved it 42 516

Instant cure

By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

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Self defence

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML

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You deserved it 2 484

Never enough

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML

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You deserved it 3 951

The ending of Lost explained

By Morgan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

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You deserved it 30 067

Party Hard!

By Livewire - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it's New Year's Eve. My husband and I weren't invited to any parties, and we don't have a sitter to be able to go out by ourselves. Instead, I'm watching "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2" on the Disney channel with our 5-year-old, and my husband has passed out on the couch from sheer boredom. FML

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You deserved it 7 817

Stuck

By canessadawn - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Portland

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML

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You deserved it 2 581

sensoon15 7

Thursday 16 June 2011 15:56

put the dog in her bed and let it shit and piss everywhere. "the dog sitter didn't do her job. next time you do it."

A7X_LoVeee 10

Thursday 16 June 2011 15:56

The ****? I don't know what's worse..the fact that they all went without you or how she referred to you as the dog sitter. Who wants to vote?

Comments

odge 3

Thursday 16 June 2011 21:33

thats when you go all Michael vick lol jkjk

mikelust1977 7

Thursday 16 June 2011 21:43

**** your family

thehoneybadger 10

Thursday 16 June 2011 22:17

That's illegal.

Fruitmonster2 15

Friday 17 June 2011 8:12

Not in those inbred movies. :P

jayyluhv 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 21:46

did you have to do it.? or was it a choice? either way. I wuld b pissed.

Magnimus 4

Thursday 16 June 2011 22:43

Sell the dogs, use the money to buy booze and a *****. You CAN have a vacation at home. And when your fam comes back and asks about the pets tell them "I don't know what you're talking about." That'll teach the SOB's.

Gilless 4

Thursday 16 June 2011 23:35

i created an account just to comment on this mini conversation. i laughed for 3 minutes straight :D. ruff.. :p

FreebirdIII 1

Thursday 16 June 2011 23:40

You were adopted.

LizzJizz 16

Thursday 16 June 2011 23:40

Your family Blows dogs for quarters >:( ....next time hire me :D i'll take care of your pets & train them.

Synyster430 0

Friday 17 June 2011 0:06

could've been worse, you could be bald and have a big nose

justbigbs 6

Friday 17 June 2011 1:42

I have to agree with #2 sensoon15, let the animals pee in everyone's room's corner and let stench up, make sure all the windows and doors are closed in the baking summer heat, LOL hahahhaa