Transportation, Pranks and Miscellaneous: See ya later - FML

See ya later

By myhairgetsfrizzywhenwet - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my sister drove past me while I was walking home in the rain. She honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML

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You deserved it 3 595

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By 464424 - 05/05/2012 06:24 - United States - Dayton

Today, my little sister came to me crying about how everyone calls her a bad driver. I gave her a pep talk, an encouraging hug, and told her not to listen to negativity. Five minutes later she wrecked my car. FML

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You deserved it 8 235

Kids these days, eh?

By child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

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You deserved it 1 560

By me - 07/09/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 701

You deserved it 4 000

By karlajjjjj - 25/10/2013 12:19 - United Kingdom - Cold Ashby

Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4 hour drive away, walking past me on the path. I turned my head and called to her, causing me not to notice the pothole in front of me. My front wheel went in and I went over the handlebars. It wasn't even my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 333

You deserved it 11 719

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By omgn00blolz89 - 07/04/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I was walking my little sister home from the eye doctor. It was raining out so we were kind of in a hurry to get home. We get home and about half an hour later, the cops show up. Apparently, someone saw me walking my sister and called the cops on me thinking I was a child molester. FML

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You deserved it 3 766

By Tom Ali - 10/01/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

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You deserved it 65 153

Stop! Thief!

By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 034

You deserved it 242

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, I waited in the pouring rain for my wife to come pick me up from work. It was only after I was thoroughly drenched that I remembered it was my wife's day off, and that I drove myself to work earlier in her car, which was parked fifty feet from where I was waiting. FML

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You deserved it 45 408

By Gimmie a spare - 19/04/2016 20:45 - United States - Memphis

Today, as usual, I went to pick up my brother and sister from school in the rain. When we got to my truck, I realized I had locked us out. We had to walk home in the rain, only to find the spare house key had not been put back in its spot since the last time it was used. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 731

You deserved it 2 916

By unknown - 07/04/2013 17:01 - Canada - Quebec

Today, my sister was faced with the choice of getting a burger, or picking me up in a snowstorm. The burger won, and I had to travel 4km home by foot. FML

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You deserved it 2 889

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iAmScrubs 19

Friday 3 June 2011 16:20

To make the situation more interesting, you should have stolen and hot-wired a parked car, and chased after her in high speed pursuit.

nagbackdive 0

Friday 3 June 2011 16:22

you should've collected rain water and then poured it on her after you got home yelling "see how it feels, dirty ****!"

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asfyxiate 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 2:12

OP, are you kidding me? Your life is ****** because you have to walk in the rain? YDI

Aznboifreakster 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 3:59

that was so messed up

crashbob 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 4:19

You need to capitalize the "I" and that is a comma splice. Mrs. Mercer would be so proud of me right now. :)

luvppl 6

Saturday 4 June 2011 4:48

did no one notice OP's username???

thatsracist 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 5:30

you should have gone home, slashed her tires, and honked just to let her know she's fuked 

bringmepieskm 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:50

gotta love family!

Trololololololo_fml 7

Saturday 4 June 2011 10:59

Drain her radiator. Let's see how she likes it when her engine seizes and she's stranded at the side of the road.

Trololololololo_fml 7

Saturday 4 June 2011 11:02

myhairgetsfrizzywhenwet?

ddubsoldiergrl 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 20:56

what a **** bag

captainTexas84 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 7:45

1. give yourself a bloody nose 2. tear up your clothes a little 3. call the cops and give them her licence plate # and then say she kidnapped you beat you up then kicked you out in the rain 4. sit back and watch them take her to the big house

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Today, I was supposed to be working from home. Instead, I ended up taking the kids out to the park for the morning, because my wife “couldn’t even” today. When we got home, she had demolished two bottles of wine, and was masturbating to a home improvement show. FML

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Today, I took my car to dealer because of the loud knocking sound I heard while driving it. Twenty-four hours later, they told me it was fixed. Fifteen minutes after I drove away, the tire flew off my car while I was on the highway. My car is now totaled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 099

You deserved it 642

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Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML

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You deserved it 2 774

Today, my kids overheard me talking about cleaning the fuel system in our RV before we go to Disney World. They were so eager to get there, they decided they'd clean the fuel system themselves while I was at work, namely by pouring Tide into the gas tank. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 234

You deserved it 1 305

Today, I discovered my wife has been smoking weed for the past 2 years before she has sex with me. She said it was the only way she could force herself to have sex with me. FML

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You deserved it 7 175

Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML

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You deserved it 4 003

Today, I found out the girl I like is in love with someone else. Five weeks ago, she told me she's never been in love. FML

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You deserved it 191

Today, I got fired from my job at an age care facility because I was too nice to my residents. My boss told me "They're deaf, blind and about to jump head first into the grave. We don't pay you to be kind." FML

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You deserved it 3 071