Cats, Grandparents and Animals: Self defence

Self defence

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML

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You deserved it 2 483

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By crapped on - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 560

You deserved it 4 261

Freak out

By zAstonish - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night and felt deep breathing on my neck. I screamed, fell off the bed and busted my nose. It was just my cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 262

You deserved it 4 197

Caturday surprise!

By keeperstride - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I tried to wash my cat in the shower, conveniently naked myself. He disapproved, scratching my man-parts and nicking a vein. I just got back from the hospital with an infection, swollen nuts, and a hole in my butt for which I had to get a shot of antibiotics. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 817

You deserved it 72 175

Instant cure

By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 578

You deserved it 4 949

Thanks, I feel better!

By anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, I told my grandma my boyfriend had cheated on me. She told me that it was my fault for not straightening my hair, and for gaining a few pounds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 976

You deserved it 3 032

Caught off guard

By dooommage - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 385

You deserved it 15 362

Prank protip

By Ca13b - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 468

You deserved it 4 014

Demon child

By PeanutlyDisabled - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was babysitting a new child. I guess she heard me tell her parents about my severe peanut allergy because she got a jar out of the pantry, spread it all over the stairs leading to where her fort was, and walked around with a baseball bat covered in it so I couldn't come near her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 793

You deserved it 3 393

Leave me alone!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I found myself sneaking into my apartment to avoid the old lady who lives next to me. Funnily enough, I moved into my own apartment because I was tired of sneaking into it to avoid my mom, who lived with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 741

You deserved it 1 885

Caturday surprise!

By Cats...FML - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, it's my sister's birthday. My parents got her a cat. I have serious allergies when it comes to cats. When I brought this issue up with my parents, they replied, "This day is not about you, it's about your sister." I can feel my throat tightening already. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 610

You deserved it 3 424

g3rusz 6

Tuesday 8 December 2009 12:39

Alzheimer's and pepper spray don't really mix well. FYL.

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 8 December 2009 12:29

File an assault charge against her. She will never learn otherwise. :-P

Comments

uxoriouswidow 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 14:15

She felt under threat by a young woman?

nick1585 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 15:00

number 5 your a moron file charges against your own grandmother who obviously has alzhimeimers you Jack ass

alexxss_fml 10

Saturday 17 July 2010 20:18

relaaaaaaax mang!!! he was kidding!!

CitizenSnipz 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 15:18

Aww...

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 8 December 2009 15:31

Senility, FTW - it sucks to be you.

LatinoHeat 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 15:34

YDI. Clay Aiken would have karate chopped your grandma and taught her a lesson.

Lakus 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 15:55

Clay Aiken is a fag.

GAYbrial 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 17:48

On all the newest fmls you mentioned Clay Aiken. You obsessed with him?

Emperor_Jim 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 19:29

Your grandmother should be in a nursing home. She clearly has alzhiemers and / or dementia. And she's dangerous. What if she had been using a pistol or a knife instead of pepper spray?

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 19:30

Next time you go to visit granny bring Chuck Norris with you. After the funeral, spend her money.

Morphs 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 20:11

America, where everybody feels safe...

15days2go 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 21:01

Well, that's pretty sad, really, but I don't think you're the one whose life is ******. Sounds like your Grandma is having a much tougher time. Sounds like she needs care, and that's not said mean-spiritedly