Self report

By Anonymous - 25/05/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
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be_happy1 0

Wow that sucks, you should definitely tell your mom.

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the_holy_one 0

although this sucks, its quite perfect u can blackmail him, he'll do anything xD

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Gringo_fml 0

that is ****** up don't listen to these sick bitches, i caught my dad cheating on my mum and i regret not telling her... Tell her now you'll be better off -_-

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ChelseaChops 1

Finally! Something original. FYL. Still, I'd blackmail **** out of him.

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Sucks2beYouxD 0

You tell ya mum that you spied on your dad, not sneaking out xD

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milyfesuckz2 0

if she tells her mom then shes going to be in the middle of it, and her father will deny it and her mother might not believe her. Use this info to your advantage, ytour in control of ur house now. black mail like a mother ******. then maybe try and find out ur dads schedule that he goes to that other womans house and u and ur mom can go on a little night ride to find daddy being a SCUMBAG.

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srslyfmlifeee 0

^^^ Good idea. That sucks tbh.

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SarlaccBits 0

Owch. That one really sucks. and #205 makes very good points.

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AlienMind 0

Sorry, but your dad's a POS for doing that.

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dancing_bear 0

He seriously thinks that sneaking out of the house is equivilant to cheating so the two of you can make some sort of deal over it? Honestly, tell your mother, because when she finds out (at some point she will), if she also realises you knew and didn't tell her, she'll be angry with you, too. And as someone else said, if she's just found out her husband's having an affair, I highly doubt punishing you for sneaking out will be the first thing on her mind.

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