Self report

By Anonymous - 25/05/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
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be_happy1 0

Wow that sucks, you should definitely tell your mom.

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jennajamison 0

Your dads the man. Honestly thats the one of the funniest thing Ive ever heard.

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lawlkat 0

Well maybe if his wife would put out he wouldn't be cheating on her?

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k1o2a3l4a5 0

real FML. tell your mom. she deserves to know. or even better, make him do it. not your responsibility.

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Dasher42 0

Disregard #45, they're headed for some major consequences and they don't know it. Your dad doesn't deserve your mother or you. Tell your mother! Bust your dad's sorry ass for cheating, let alone for trying to make you part of his game.

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Terilyn4500 0

OH MI GOSHH im sooo sorry 8*(

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Dusa_fml 0

You need to tell her, that is not right of him at all, that scum.

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iloveclothes 0

You should defintatley tell your mum, and its better for you to deal with your parents now instead of later. It might be hard but it will be on your mind constantly if you dont tell her. Although your dad might get angry at you for telling... it's better. OR perhaps you could convince your dad to tell her himself... it will be really hard but at least your mum and dad can sort it out properley? hopefully it all works out!

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frivolous_nerd 0

tell your mom... or convince your dad to tell her.. either way, she needs to know

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herby123 0

blackmail and then tell ur mum

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