Sex ed is ******

By danmarino - 09/03/2009 23:29 - United States

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Today, these kids in my math class told me to ask this girl if I could lick her clit. I basically yelled, "What's a clit?" Everyone looked at me. I'm a senior in high school, no one has yet to explain it to me. I had to Google it when I got home. FML
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Same thing different taste

Taking pictures

By Anonymous - 05/12/2019 14:00

Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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Wow getting to Senior High without knowing what that is... Really sad. :/ Your "friends" were probably mocking you lol

superson_fml 0

Dude! Sheltered life! It's ok I had to explain to my friend in 8th grade that girls don't give birth from their belly buttons and pee out their butts.

DUDE i did the same thing but it was twat instead of clit

should know what that is in at least gr. 7... and if not than did your parents not let you go to sex ed class... i mean come on man

I'm reminded of a britney spears quote. "If nobody told you in your whole life how are you supposed to know"

Dan Marino you ain't. That guys been laid more than a few times.

lol you fail i think you will remain a virgin till youre 50

AlisonMarie 0

Okay, that's kinda sad. However, everybody that commented telling this kid to watch **** is ignorant as hell. Also, everybody associating obsessive morals and thinking reproductive organs are evil is "religious" than you are out of your head. Anybody that is religious believes that God made SEX. and made it to be beautiful. But anyway. Stop harrassing this kid.

Mars68 0

Don't feel bad. I'm a girl and I had never even heard of it till my freshman year of college--last semester. XD

Good job not being a total pervert! You win. Sex is way overrated, so I've been told. Yelling any word you don't know is a bad idea though. You should have gotten mad at your friends for being such creeps. They shouldn't bother random girls!