Sexy catboys rule my life
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i dont know why but it annoys me when i read an fml and i see that people use the term "having it off" to suggest that they were having sex. personally, to me it makes no sense on how that term can mean anything sexual. i dont think i've ever even heard someone use that term out loud, but then again that's just me
my friend made a sheep sound when she got off with her ex
dude if my hubby did that he wouldn't be getting sex for quite some time..
I wouldn't say your life is ****** because of it but that is pretty ******* weird..
your boy friend is an idiot!! he should have purred.
At least he didn't say, "oh man, I think I got a hairball coming!"
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now there's 2 pussys in the bed
If he wanted to keep it interesting, he'd have a little remote or switchboard to control fireworks outside the house. He'd hit the switches as he was getting close, time his final thrusting with the time on the wick, and climax as they shot off and exploded in the air. Meowing is ******* nothing.