Sexy surprise

By perfectmoment - 10/10/2009 22:22 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML
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clockworkrainbow 3

Forget about your birthday? Oh well, I'd still enjoy the party.

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Trippyfalla 0

haha hey op it can still go the way you wanted it to ;)

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TheLetterZero 7

Well, at least it's better than wearing your birthday suit.

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Starchild21 3

Add you? ____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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littlegolferboy 4

Sorry, this isn't like Facebook or Myspace where you collect friends like Pokemon. You'll have to manually send messages to people if you want any kind of interaction. :)

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supercu96 0

plexibo i could always count on you to make a fml interesting xD

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shaniqualee 2

Today, I decided to have an abortion. As I was going in to make the first poke with the coat hanger, my 12-year old son turned around, looked at me, looked at the coathanger and said "What the **** are you doing?" FML.

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hmmRawrr123 0

you dont put it on till you have him chained to your bed :)

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Starchild21 3

Now I'm scared to look at the hangers in my closet thanks a ******* lot. __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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supercu96 0

is that a joke or are you just fucken stupid?

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plexico 3

Sorry you had to give 40 enemas and sponge baths. What a lousy birthday! Good thing you didn't choose your sexy French maid outfit. Otherwise, you would have spent the whole night polishing everyone's knobs.

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nerdking21 10

Nice... That would have been priceless. Sexy nurse outfit: 50$ Wearing it to your birthday party: Priceless

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Starchild21 3

Well we appreciate you checking up on the FML and replying to it, also telling us what happened next. Usually these FMLs are old, and rarely does an OP reply, and if they do it might be a fake trying to take credit. But kudos on that, and FYL for being bored on a Saturday night lol, go do something fun! ____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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