Sex, Underwear and Intimacy: Sexy surprise

Sexy surprise

By perfectmoment - 10/10/2009 22:22 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML

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You deserved it 21 334

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By lollipopp56 - 26/03/2009 06:09 - Canada

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 149 374

You deserved it 13 808

By jane smith - 01/07/2010 12:11 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 591

You deserved it 18 055

By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 355

You deserved it 6 228

By Nosexytime - 14/01/2010 15:56 - United States

Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML

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You deserved it 5 386

Come on in…

By vaness@ - 06/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, I really wanted to spend a night of passion with my lover, so I'd arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number, and waited for him in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it slowly and enticingly, assuming it was him. It was room service. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 408

You deserved it 11 954

Hi Honey, I'm home

By seminole711 - 20/09/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 147

You deserved it 6 979

By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 13:05 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to video chat so I decided to take off all of my clothes to surprise him. Little did I know, his entire family was at his house and at the computer because he, "wanted to show them what a great girlfriend I am." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 168

You deserved it 75 757

By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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You deserved it 4 157

By Brittany - 10/04/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's friends were throwing him a surprise birthday party. I thought it'd be funny to get him some fuzzy handcuffs and a box of condoms as a gift. They never told me they invited his parents. FML

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You deserved it 49 941

Meow meow

By failed_catgirl - 19/10/2010 23:24 - Canada

Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 488

You deserved it 38 931

clockworkrainbow 3

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:27

Forget about your birthday? Oh well, I'd still enjoy the party.

Trippyfalla 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:25

haha hey op it can still go the way you wanted it to ;)

Comments

jimmydadean 0

Monday 12 October 2009 8:20

HAHAHAHA! Nice!

Super_klutz 0

Monday 12 October 2009 15:52

haha, nice

kmfyr 0

Monday 12 October 2009 19:28

No way this is an FML. It's too damned hilarious. Instead of saying YDI, I'll just say - Nice one! ;D

12mp04 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 0:50

You improved the party imo :)

meyanna 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 1:44

Pretty slutty. Why would you just assume he wants to do it, and btw, like you didn't know it was your birthday?

tyson346 0

Tuesday 13 October 2009 16:26

So OP how did the night go after the whole SURPRISE?

DocHolliday_fml 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 21:30

I'm sure this really happened. Honest. I believe it. Now go cut your throat. liar. pig.

stepup0220 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 0:06

um. not so much an fml. atleast you got a surprise birthday party.

Dante1337 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 19:35

if it is fake, its still funny. if its real, then that sucks. just drop it and enjoy the story. Jesus Christ, u people are anal

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Wednesday 25 August 2010 14:06

40 of your closest friends? That probably means you don't know what a really close friend is and therefore have none. FYL

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Today, I took my lunch break to buy my mom a pretty orchid. I took it to her apartment (to which I have a key), placed it on her coffee table with her card, and went back to work, pleased with my surprise. She called me later to ask why I got her a stick in a pot of dirt. Her cat ate the orchid. FML

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You deserved it 4 025

Today, for the tenth time, my teacher made a misbehaving student sit next to me as punishment. He begged for detention instead. FML

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You deserved it 5 759

Today, my ex asked me to return a sweater he'd gifted me back in the day. He didn’t even thank me, just said he’d catch me at lunch but never did. Work was tedious yet even then I didn’t leave without shooting him a goodbye text, only for him to say, “Oh my bad, I already left.” I still love him but it’s clearly one-sided. FML

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You deserved it 622

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You deserved it 2 192

Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML

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Today, my roommate told me that I have to find a new place to live because I make his new girlfriend uncomfortable. I just had surgery and am bedridden. FML

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