Sex, Underwear and Intimacy: Sexy surprise

Sexy surprise

By perfectmoment - 10/10/2009 22:22 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML

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By lollipopp56 - 26/03/2009 06:09 - Canada

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML

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By jane smith - 01/07/2010 12:11 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML

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By nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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By Nosexytime - 14/01/2010 15:56 - United States

Today, for my boyfriend's 21st birthday, I wore sexy lingerie, put on a naughty librarian outfit, and did a strip tease for him. He just laughed. FML

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By vaness@ - 06/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, I really wanted to spend a night of passion with my lover, so I'd arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number, and waited for him in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it slowly and enticingly, assuming it was him. It was room service. FML

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Hi Honey, I'm home

By seminole711 - 20/09/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 13:05 - United States

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to video chat so I decided to take off all of my clothes to surprise him. Little did I know, his entire family was at his house and at the computer because he, "wanted to show them what a great girlfriend I am." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

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By Brittany - 10/04/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's friends were throwing him a surprise birthday party. I thought it'd be funny to get him some fuzzy handcuffs and a box of condoms as a gift. They never told me they invited his parents. FML

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Meow meow

By failed_catgirl - 19/10/2010 23:24 - Canada

Today, for my boyfriend's 19th birthday, I decided to dress up as a sexy cat girl for him, complete with ears, tail, matching sexy underwear, collar and leash. He wouldn't stop laughing. FML

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clockworkrainbow 3

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:27

Forget about your birthday? Oh well, I'd still enjoy the party.

Trippyfalla 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:25

haha hey op it can still go the way you wanted it to ;)

Comments

Starchild21 3

Sunday 11 October 2009 7:12

STFU and go back to being miserable _________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

extradorkyloser 4

Sunday 11 October 2009 7:18

Put yourself in her position and quit questioning her :P And yeaahhhh thanks for actually repling to your own fml! :D This is probably now the most thoroughly understood fml because you responded.

AKBIGCAL 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 7:18

This is one of those moments your friends will just keep bringin up...

jw90 18

Sunday 11 October 2009 7:22

Are you ready for your checkup dear?

jngurley01 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 8:16

haha maybe if u wasn't such a damn ***** that wouldn't happen now would it!

Basiil 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 8:19

u should have brought the kinky outfit with u in a bag. and change once u reach.

wah_face 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 9:44

SURPRISE!!! hahahahahha

sophiexo 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 9:44

hahaha ooh that was such a snap. you virtually admitted its a fake because you said older sister. either you're incredibly sad making up fake fmls, or you're a total tart at age 14. congratulations.

itscarrie 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 10:01

I'm thinking that the OP IS the older sister??

jisatsu 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 10:27

I would love for my gf to think like you, but YDI for wearing it there. Suppose you got pulled over, granted you wouldn't get a ticket (maybe) but you would of got a nice nickname eh.