Embarrassing, Students and Intimacy: Show us what you can do

Show us what you can do

By easilyexited - 01/04/2009 12:16 - United States

Today, we were swimming in gym class. There are some cute girls in our class and they were wearing their bikinis. I was looking at them when I got an erection but since I was underwater I thought no one would see. I'm on the diving team so my teacher asked me to demonstrate a dive to the class. FML

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By Dan - 22/09/2024 14:00 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, while swimming in a lake, I was feeling frisky so I dropped my swimsuit and went underwater and masturbated. After I came, I resurfaced and saw two girls giggling. With their goggles they'd seen the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 619

By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By notagoodtime - 06/02/2016 20:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was forced to get up in front of ten swim teams, including my own, and a hundred spectators to swim 100 yards with an obvious boner sticking out of my suit. FML

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You deserved it 5 132

By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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You deserved it 6 230

Hey guys!

By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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You deserved it 39 513

Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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You deserved it 964

By superfkd - 15/03/2009 02:27 - Canada

Today, I was teaching a swimming lesson to 6-7 year old boys and girls. I recently broke up with my boyfriend so I haven't been taking care of my bikini line. While I was demonstrating how to do a whip-kick out of the water one of the boys said, "You have a beard coming out of your bathing suit!" FML

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You deserved it 70 273

By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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You deserved it 5 502

Sick moves, bro

By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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You deserved it 55 375

By Anonymous - 31/07/2014 05:00 - Australia - Darlinghurst

Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML

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You deserved it 5 105

allyperls89 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:16

Why are there girls wearing bikinis in gym class?

_rhett 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 23:13

maneuver and tuck, why do you think there's a waistband on your swimsuit?

Comments

breathemein 10

Thursday 2 April 2009 21:07

do i know you... cause we had swimming yesterday.. and you had to do diving for your test.. and there were girls wearing bikinis? hmm -.-

Nanospeed 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 23:21

lol@ the dum conservatives who think its pervey or eyerape, its called sex its natural u idiots

Gsmith123 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 23:29

do what #4 said it helps ;) by the way i want to meet these hot girls lol but seriously add me lol

qwerty123456789 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 23:34

you guys did SWIMMING in gym? does your school have a pool? you must be freaking rich

Gsmith123 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 23:38

and guys and girl in this convo.........most guys get erections that fast its natural and hey at least hes brave enough to put it on here i say props man

Gsmith123 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 23:40

this guys lucky i wanna pool at my school :( and chicks that are hot lol

jeremiah2428 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:38

you get to swim in school? thats awesome!

HeyitsPheddy 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:47

wow if your excited by seeing girls in bikinis you must not get any at all.

annoying 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:15

how big is ur erection can u put it in my ****** email [email protected]

PieGuy 0

Friday 3 April 2009 3:07

ok first off. boners are perfectly natural just like everyones saying. im 16 and still get random boners during class without thinking about anything sexual, and no its not like i only just started puberty. it happens. grow up. #66. being in cold water does the exact OPPOSITE for guys. every guy experiences "shrinkage" from cold water. it does nothing at all to give us an erection. # 82. your obviously a fat or unattractive bitch if you think that bikinis are slutty. your just mad because when you wear one everyones dick goes flat. OP strut that shit PROUDLY. shouldve march right up the the diving board, jump a few times...let that stuff bounce a little to make sure everyone sees it, give a little salute to the ladys, and finish with a sweet dive.