Poopoo peepee, Gross, Facebook, Social Media, Swimming pool and Kids: Shower time

Shower time

By poolboy - 23/07/2012 04:28

Today, I was swimming in my pool with my two sons. A few hours later, while on Facebook, I saw that one of them had liked a photo with the caption, "Peeing in a pool, best feeling ever." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 16:42 - France - Beausoleil

Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML

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By heyyoitsapotato - 31/05/2013 02:35 - United States

Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 23:01 - United States - El Paso

Today, while at the beach, my son needed to pee. I told him to pee in the ocean. He took off his pants and peed from the beach to the water. FML

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By Bonding_boys - 17/12/2012 16:21 - United States - Elk River

Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 00:04 - United States - Reno

Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML

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By Teach - 31/03/2015 07:40 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML

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Little perv

By cplaner - 04/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML

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By Mj - 20/07/2016 00:28 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I farted in a public pool and watched in horror as bubbles of death gas floated up beside my son who started calling me the fart monster in front of everyone. FML

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TayonaC 10

Monday 23 July 2012 12:01

Do you know how many people pee in pools? If you're grossed out by one person maybe you shouldn't go to public pools because a large majority of people pee in them.

PrimeEvilTahir 24

Monday 23 July 2012 11:56

That's gross! I think you should have a word with your son about this.

Comments

YourMoms_BF 2

Monday 23 July 2012 13:59

Tag him in a status saying my son loves to swim in pee, Still best feeling ever?

nevershoutkendal_fml 10

Monday 23 July 2012 14:18

Well, he was just trying to heat it up for you! At least he didn't crap in the pool. That would have been worse. Piss disperses.

jlperry31 10

Monday 23 July 2012 14:33

Post a picture of them in the bathtub as children and say something like still pissing on themselves.

Mahtari 19

Monday 23 July 2012 14:44

I'd be more angry about the fact that they used a comma in place of a semicolon.

iDerp 3

Tuesday 24 July 2012 2:01

Failing Grammar Nazi is failing.

Astroman129 7

Tuesday 24 July 2012 8:17

You would actually need a colon. The two parts are not independent clauses.

Twonty2 6

Monday 23 July 2012 14:55

It is a good feeling. Anyone?… no? Okay, lovely weather we're having.

hotrod28 4

Monday 23 July 2012 14:58

Too old to be peeing in the pool or to young to be on facebook.

Twonty2 6

Tuesday 24 July 2012 3:20

True story.

greenie213 23

Monday 23 July 2012 14:59

I'm a lifeguard, and I'll tell you this right now. If I ever caught someone peeing in MY pool. I'd loose my shit.

Justin0481 5

Monday 23 July 2012 16:02

You would have a bowel movement because someone pee'd? Seems like you would just be trying to "one up" the kid.

Lifeguardlarry 3

Monday 23 July 2012 16:06

You are handling this situation all wrong.

stormchaser24 24

Monday 23 July 2012 15:16

That's gross, bit with all of the cleaners in it there they will be almost no germs.

AcieMcG 21

Monday 23 July 2012 15:38

1. Normal urine is sterile. 2. Most people don't shower beforehand so their sweat, sunscreen, and dead skin mixes into the pool. 3. Just don't go to a public pool since chances are people aren't showering and peeing in it.