Poopoo peepee, Gross, Facebook, Social Media, Swimming pool and Kids: Shower time

Shower time

By poolboy - 23/07/2012 04:28

Today, I was swimming in my pool with my two sons. A few hours later, while on Facebook, I saw that one of them had liked a photo with the caption, "Peeing in a pool, best feeling ever." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 16:42 - France - Beausoleil

Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML

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By heyyoitsapotato - 31/05/2013 02:35 - United States

Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 23:01 - United States - El Paso

Today, while at the beach, my son needed to pee. I told him to pee in the ocean. He took off his pants and peed from the beach to the water. FML

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By Bonding_boys - 17/12/2012 16:21 - United States - Elk River

Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 00:04 - United States - Reno

Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML

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By Teach - 31/03/2015 07:40 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I took my class to swimming lessons at the local public pool. One student came out and proudly told me that she'd pooed in the shower, but it was OK because she'd then picked it up and flushed it down the toilet. FML

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Little perv

By cplaner - 04/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML

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By Mj - 20/07/2016 00:28 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I farted in a public pool and watched in horror as bubbles of death gas floated up beside my son who started calling me the fart monster in front of everyone. FML

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TayonaC 10

Monday 23 July 2012 12:01

Do you know how many people pee in pools? If you're grossed out by one person maybe you shouldn't go to public pools because a large majority of people pee in them.

PrimeEvilTahir 24

Monday 23 July 2012 11:56

That's gross! I think you should have a word with your son about this.

Comments

Squelchy 1

Monday 23 July 2012 12:14

They sound a little young. Probably too young to be on Facebook.

krewer21 1

Monday 23 July 2012 12:16

Beat that kids butt!

AussieChick101 13

Monday 23 July 2012 12:38

I know how you feel I was swimming in the pool a couple weeks ago and found out later that my cousin came in the JUST to pee in it for fun... Umm we have 2 toilets there was no need to pee in the pool!!

Meme1988 18

Monday 23 July 2012 12:39

He liked the picture, it does not mean he actually did it, he probably did pee in the pool, but we cannot be 100% sure, ask him.. Or just talk about how gross it is oh his FB's post!

KiiwiiRox 6

Monday 23 July 2012 12:45

Don't kill me for this, but I'm pretty sure everyone has done it at one point. And at least he didn't take a crap in it like my little brother....

Prolux_fml 23

Wednesday 26 December 2012 6:43

Well, I guess I don't fit under the category of "Everyone" if that's the case

darwinism 30

Monday 23 July 2012 12:53

Like a picture that says "Adoption...how to tell your kids". Only joking OP. Get some products that get coloured when someone pees in a pool. And next time he pees in it, take a photo and say you will post it on FB and tag him on it.