Annoying, Movies and Love: Shut up

Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By Hana - 23/03/2012 07:39 - Canada - York

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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mehwhateverr 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:08

Nobody wants to hear comments during a movie... especially from someone you don't know. YDI.

yojoeletsmakeout 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:11

well duh. everyone hates it when people talk during movies. your friend probably thought you were annoying too.

Comments

NoReallyFMyLife 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 18:19

You deserve it for being an idiot and talking through a movie. Also, you're obviously not as witty or as attractive as you thought.

helios_rex 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 18:51

That's what you get for being the bitch that talks during a movie, no one likes her!

chirs3 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 19:16

Pretty much what #121 said. YDI for being dumb enough to think "How do I get this guy to like me? I know, I'll talk during the movie! No one would EVER find that annoying!"

Rainbow_Monkey 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 19:18

YDI for talking through the movie that other people paid good money to see. Everyone hates asses like you. Next time you want to impress him, show him how well you can keep your mouth shut, and shup the **** up and let him, and everyone else, watch the ******* movie. I feel sorry for your friend.

squeaksx24 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 19:20

YDI - It's really annoying when people talk during movies. You should actually be happy that he didn't say anything to you because I would have told you off.

i8anfml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 19:21

Yea great way to make a first impression, by being annoying that's great. Number 1 has terrible luck with guys and has probably never ****** a guy. If you wanted to impress him show your cleavage. DONE.

coffeennicotine 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 19:30

Haha, I agree with #123. No one likes someone who talks through the movies. And why would that impress him anyway? What is it with people trying to impress people by doing really stupid things?

ubbiejames 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 19:30

nobody wants someone talking in a movie theatre, it's obnoxious and annoying. there's a much simpler way to impress a guy, and trust me, if you've got the right stuff, it works every time. next time you're in that situation, just lift your shirt up and show him some nipple.

Iroquois_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 19:33

Every time a **** like you sits near me in a theater, I get security. Want some advice? You're not cute, you're not witty and you're not going to get much positive attention if you talk during a movie. Just give it up and meet guys some way that doesn't annoy the hell out of everyone.