Annoying, Movies and Love: Shut up

Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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You deserved it 105 081

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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You deserved it 5 060

By Hana - 23/03/2012 07:39 - Canada - York

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

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You deserved it 5 990

By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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You deserved it 13 003

By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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You deserved it 3 350

mehwhateverr 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:08

Nobody wants to hear comments during a movie... especially from someone you don't know. YDI.

yojoeletsmakeout 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:11

well duh. everyone hates it when people talk during movies. your friend probably thought you were annoying too.

Comments

tnf0920 9

Tuesday 5 May 2009 15:22

That was extremely stupid of you. I would have told you to shut up.

Omg666_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 15:22

I agree with #41,even though I'm a girl...

sjam 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 15:34

Don't talk during a movie! That's the most annoying thing EVER, nobody paid upwards of $7.00 to hear you talk for two hours. You dummy, you had it coming.

Callyn 47

Tuesday 5 May 2009 15:36

You're a moron. Talking during a movie doesn't impress anyone, no matter how "witty" it is.

kronk45 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:00

He should have have kicked you in the face for talking during the movie. Nobody cares what you have to say! Shut up and watch the movie. You Deserved It.

Socrates_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:01

you're rude and you're stupid. no one is ever going to be impressed by witty comments during a movie. no one cares. anyone dumb enough to think that would work probably doesn't have the wit to think of any good comments anyway. you fail

morgan_5230 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:19

#14 said exactly what I wanted to say.

deaditegirl 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:19

How the hell would being an inconsiderate jerk impress anyone? "Gee, this person has no respect for the people around them who paid to see this movie. I must have them NOW." Um, NO. You fail at life.

Guairdean 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:26

Self important people like you are the reason I rarely go to the movies. If you want to talk through a movie, do it in your living room. When you go to the movies it's time to sit down, shut up, and turn off your cell phone.

hahaha6 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 16:29

Normally i would try to be sympathetic as someone who knows what it's like to be the girl that's trying too hard but can't stop themselves from acting a fool anyway...... But talking all through out the movie that everyone paid $10 to see is going to a whole nother level. That's just plain annoying! YDI!