Annoying, Movies and Love: Shut up

Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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You deserved it 105 081

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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You deserved it 20 269

By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 6 761

By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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You deserved it 2 841

By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 221

You deserved it 5 908

By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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You deserved it 58 398

By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 884

You deserved it 5 060

By Hana - 23/03/2012 07:39 - Canada - York

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 114

You deserved it 5 990

By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 413

You deserved it 13 003

By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 506

You deserved it 315 127

Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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You deserved it 3 350

mehwhateverr 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:08

Nobody wants to hear comments during a movie... especially from someone you don't know. YDI.

yojoeletsmakeout 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:11

well duh. everyone hates it when people talk during movies. your friend probably thought you were annoying too.

Comments

audiogasmic 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:37

Talking during a movie impresses no one. Idiot. What makes you think that any sane guy would enjoy a movie he paid for being interrupted by some "witty" girl? idiot.

kellster 2

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:41

What everyone else said, especially #33!!!! Shut the **** up at movies!! No one wants to hear your "witty" take on something you're drowning out with your commentary! I can't believe he didn't say anything directly to you, though. Did you not notice him glaring at you? Next time, zip it. If I had been there, I would have had you removed.

paulfolio 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:44

HAHAHA! Well put #106!

ducklamp 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:49

instead of talking to your friend to impress a guy, try talking to him to impress him does that sound logical?

sachux0x 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:50

I hate people who talk durring movies....sorry, but you deserved it.

Helldozer 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:52

Even if you were the hottest thing on earth I'd still think you were annoying. Oh and #106, your post is win.

haxxx041 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:54

how would you feel if some dumbass sitting next to you wouldn't quit yapping while you're trying to watch a movie? I woulda told u to shut the **** up right away and not waited til after the movie. you're an idiot

ShayDee313 3

Tuesday 5 May 2009 18:05

YDI, if you want to impress a guy during the movie. try slipping him your number... or touching his willy... theres a list. it goes. 1) SEX, 2) TV/MOVIE, 3) FOOD, 4) SLEEP, 5) FRIENDS, 6)YOU ... until you get to know him of course

amykillswitch 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 18:08

don't disturb a man/boy when he is watching a movie or tv. i thought most people knew this.

B00_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 18:14

Is this world full of morons today? Seriously, you don't talk in movie theaters unless you absolutely have to. People pay out the butt to see a movie these days, don't ruin it.