Annoying, Movies and Love: Shut up

Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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You deserved it 5 060

By Hana - 23/03/2012 07:39 - Canada - York

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

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You deserved it 5 990

By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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You deserved it 3 350

mehwhateverr 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:08

Nobody wants to hear comments during a movie... especially from someone you don't know. YDI.

yojoeletsmakeout 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:11

well duh. everyone hates it when people talk during movies. your friend probably thought you were annoying too.

Comments

Smiley14_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:37

you're supposed to shut up in a movie theatre...thats just rude to the people around you and annoying. duh.

99Rage 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:38

Haha, you're ******* stupid. i would have told you to shut it. You deserved it for trying to impress a guy. Loser.

ohreally123 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:38

I hate it when people talk in movies.

dead14eternity 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:39

The worst thing in a movie theatre other than sitting behind someone tall is hearing anyone talk. Even the guy you annoyed had the decency to not complain until AFTER the movie. But it is natural to think talking impresses someone even when it hardly does...

tropicallei88 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:57

what's even worse is sitting in front of : 1. teenage girls - they don't shut up or stop giggling 2. kids and their parents - kids keep kicking the back of the chairs and you say something to the parents and they ignore you ( ruined a movie for me a few times) 3. people who talk to the movie- as if they'd actually get an answer 4. girls who are trying to "impress" a hot guy ... 'nuff said

Smiley14_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:40

p.s. #9 LMAO

ba11in 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:40

Guys don't get impressed when girls try, because they end up talking too much.

JBiz_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:42

You're not very bright are you ?

p00p0ster0us 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:44

Talking during a movie is a bad thing, as people have already made abundantly clear. Next time a hot guy sits next to you just accidentally kiss the guy as you go by to get more popcorn. Maybe write your phone number on a piece of paper and shove it up his nose in the dark.

amazingkate 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:28

very rarely do i lol yet i lol

Yulia_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:44

I don't think it's SUCH a terrible thing to try impressing someone you're attracted to. It's cute, playful, and romantic in some cases. Your problem is that you have no clue how to impress a guy.

TeenieAmerica 9

Thursday 18 November 2010 3:50

EXACTLY. I never understood why on every FML about trying to impress someone, regardless of the situation, people are all OMG YDI!! Nothing wrong with trying to impress someone. That is, of course, as long as you're actually impressive and not some idiot who won't shut up during a movie.