Annoying, Movies and Love: Shut up

Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By Hana - 23/03/2012 07:39 - Canada - York

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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mehwhateverr 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:08

Nobody wants to hear comments during a movie... especially from someone you don't know. YDI.

yojoeletsmakeout 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:11

well duh. everyone hates it when people talk during movies. your friend probably thought you were annoying too.

Comments

Go_Home 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 13:30

Just don't ******* TRY to impress. Please. And yapping isn't the best attempt either.

were_giraffe 2

Tuesday 5 May 2009 13:30

Is anyone impressed when someone talks during the movie?

evilralphwiggum 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 13:33

NOTHING is more annoying than someone talking during a movie.

elfuzzo 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 13:41

Talking during movies is annoying. Kill yourself.

heatherjay 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 13:52

you're an idiot.

01100110 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 13:53

If it's "trying to" then ydi, guys notice girls (if they're attractive), if he was interested he'd talk to you but that's just a stupid strategy, talking during a movie?

alexthebrit 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 13:58

#30, you're hilarious :] on my last date, the guy and i talked during the movie but we both thought it was funny, otherwise i wouldn't have done it, and we were in the back where people weren't disturbed. i don't usually do it because it PISSES PEOPLE OFF!!!! that's why you walk out with popcorn in your hair and pepsi down your back!

nikkirito 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 13:59

YDI for talking through the movie. Maybe you should've waited until it was over.

dino_rawr 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 14:04

You deserved it. No one likes the annoying asshole that talks through the movie and ruins it. Movies are expensive these days and it pisses me off when I can't pay attention because people can't keep their mouths shut I always tell the person to shut up, or glare at them as I get up and go to another seat.

ammali 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 14:04

YDI for talking during a movie, especially loudly enough for people around you to hear. Movies are expensive, and people pay to watch THE MOVIE, not listen to some idiot around them yakking.