Silver linings

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 18:42 - United States

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Today, I went to the doctor and found out that I am infertile. When I called my boyfriend of 2 years, with whom I was hoping to have a future, to talk to him about it, all he said was, "So does this mean I don't have to wear a condom anymore?" FML
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Jaywin 3

He was pretty insensitive if he knew you wanted to have kids. Although the no condom thing is good news.

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Jem0_0 0

He's just looking on the positive side

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alicks_fml 0

"(whom I was hoping to have a future with)" You deserve it for ending that sentence with a preposition.

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nikki1001 0

Good, cause condoms suck. And at least he loves you enough to not let it bother him and still want to be with you. I understand it's horrible news, but at least you can still have kids (adoption). And at least he didn't leave you because of it. Then you'd be infertile and single. Glass half full?

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satanicminnow1 1

68 knows nothing of fatherhood and is not very mature if he thinks it would be "cool" to have children. children are not something you produce to be "cool" they are a serious decision affecting the rest of your life

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BaldOuting 0

lol some people just blurt out the first thing on their mind.

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Pandarsenic 0

He still wants to be with you, it seems, so this isn't much of an FML....

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HolyFlare92 0

Your boyfriend just probably didn't know what to say, so he made a joke. Either to lighten the mood (to no avail) or to make you mad at him, instead of at yourself for being infertile. He may rather see you be angry towards him them hateful towards yourself. Just something to think about. Oh, and I'm sorry about the news.

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efmivida 0

at least he wasnt all, we cant have babies, im breaking up with you. thats actually a pretty good response... now you dont have to worry about getting pregnant and you can eventually be a lovely mother to one of the many needy children in america who are in need of a family

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unlucky91 0

i think its an FML because you can't ever have children I hope adoption works out in the future

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kellster 2

Dear OP: I'm so sorry. :/ To all of you men stuck on the "yay no condom" thing and can't understand why this is upsetting, how about just considering the fact that her bf was thinking of this only in terms of how it benefits him. No thought as to how SHE might actually feel about having just found out that she can never have children (biologically). It's REALLY not that hard to understand what's wrong with this!

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