Health, Inappropriate, Weird, Babies and Breastfeeding: Simmer down, dad

Simmer down, dad

By QQQ - 20/05/2014 17:27 - United States

Today, I had to kick my own father out of my house after he started attacking my wife for breastfeeding our newborn son in the living room. All the way to the door, he ranted that, "You don't see me whipping my dick out and pissing in front of everyone, do you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2024 10:00 - Ukraine

Today, I finally had it out with my abusive father. I spent almost an hour detailing about how he constantly humiliates me in public, treats me like slime, and hits me at random when he's in a bad mood. His response was, "Quit being such a wimp" because I'm "not female." Mom took his side. I'm 16 and can't move out. FML

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By mikey51 - 10/03/2012 01:56 - Australia

Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2015 18:08 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2021 01:59

Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML

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The long goodbye

By Anonymous - 22/12/2023 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around when her dad burst in, proclaimed an, “Aha! I caught you you pervert!” moment and threw me out of the house. We’re in our 30s with kids, and jointly own that house. Having a father in law with Alzheimer's is great isn’t it? Just fecking great. FML

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By fuckbucket14 - 14/04/2012 22:56 - Egypt - Hurghada

Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML

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By obtuse_ballsack - 04/06/2012 20:37 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML

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By jack s.b. - 14/11/2013 22:15 - United States - Austin

Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I "jack off real weird." FML

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Fight!

By Anonymous - 31/08/2022 06:00

Today, my boyfriend has never gotten along with my dad, but this afternoon during what I thought was a completely normal conversation, he just stood up, yelled he couldn’t take my dad anymore, punched him in the nose, dumped me, and drove away. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 21 May 2014 1:33

It's official: he's a complete bastard.

VengeanceChicken 12

Wednesday 21 May 2014 1:35

But breastfeeding provides nourishment, whereas pissing in front of everyone provides dirty looks and makes you a recipient for a potential ass-kicking....

Comments

EpicGuy70 13

Wednesday 21 May 2014 5:05

He sounds like a man of wisdom.

annunaki_fml 11

Wednesday 21 May 2014 5:12

get ur dad breast pumps for fathers day. that ought to show him.

bpickett18 16

Wednesday 21 May 2014 5:13

The father definately over reacted, however, if you have company over your wife should use a blanket or somethi g to cover while breast feeding if it makes people feel uncomfortable.

rocker_chick23 27

Wednesday 21 May 2014 5:15

How do you know she didn't? She most likely did.

Fmlsea 28

Wednesday 21 May 2014 14:34

most women cover up when feeding their baby anyway ..

supersquirel500 10

Wednesday 21 May 2014 5:24

Your father was wrong to do that. Since it is your home, and she is your wife, it's perfectly fine to breastfeed in the living room. BUT, there was company over so maybe a more private room would have been better.

z0mBi3kiTTy 18

Thursday 22 May 2014 6:55

no.. from her perspective, HE should be the one to leave the room!!

bkbrown01 3

Wednesday 21 May 2014 5:27

She could have had respect to go into a different room and privately breast feed while having company over.

BlueeyedLindsey 8

Wednesday 21 May 2014 5:53

Why the hell should she? It's her house. If he didn't like it he could have gone to another room. She doesn't have too.

Sigilwen 24

Wednesday 21 May 2014 6:48

Absolutely because it's so wrong of her to be comfortable in her own house with family.

skittle_QUEEN_YO 15

Wednesday 21 May 2014 8:16

#122 Oh my god of course i mean why on earth should the recently pregnate woman be comfortable **** that she should be in a tight maids outfit making sandwiches in the kitchen and if the baby needs breast feeding then obviously she needs to seek validation of everyone around her -.- bitch please

Witchylady 17

Wednesday 21 May 2014 5:28

Your dad is an ass. I am glad you defended your wife. I hope your wife is not to traumatised by her father-in-laws bullish and rude behaviour.

alicat13 12

Wednesday 21 May 2014 5:30

Breast feeding in public is considered public nudity. Your father is uncomfortable at seeing your wifes naked breasts. I agree he could have handled it better though, but your wife should have gone to the bed room if you have guests.

rocker_chick23 27

Wednesday 21 May 2014 5:33

She wasn't in the public, she was in HER living room. She had every right to breast feed where ever the **** she wanted.

BlueeyedLindsey 8

Wednesday 21 May 2014 6:06

1. It wasn't a public place 2. In the U.S where this is posted it is legal in ALL states to breast feed in public. So no it's not considered public nudity. Look it up next time so you don't look like an idiot

mikbrooke 25

Wednesday 21 May 2014 7:02

in australia, absolutely noone has the right to ask you to leave or to go somewhere else. i think they can ask you to cover up, but thats about it. and considering breast feeding is a completely natural act, why would it ever be considered public nudity? & if done correctly, you can barely see the breast anyway.

kingdomgirl94 29

Wednesday 21 May 2014 7:14

Even if they ask you to leave you can claim harassment and discrimination. In Canada women can walk in public 100% topless because men are allowed to and it was ruled as inequality years ago.

TunaFireStarter 16

Wednesday 21 May 2014 19:55

In several states in the US, women are allowed to go topless as well. There have been many, many lawsuits where people/police/the city are in the wrong for making a woman cover up or arresting her for being topless. Sadly, in some states women still don't have this right.