Simmer down, dad

By QQQ - 20/05/2014 17:27 - United States

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Today, I had to kick my own father out of my house after he started attacking my wife for breastfeeding our newborn son in the living room. All the way to the door, he ranted that, "You don't see me whipping my dick out and pissing in front of everyone, do you?" FML
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Welshite 39

It's official: he's a complete bastard.

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VengeanceChicken 12

But breastfeeding provides nourishment, whereas pissing in front of everyone provides dirty looks and makes you a recipient for a potential ass-kicking....

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VerbalVenom 16

Props to you for being man enough to kick him out!

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rocker_chick23 27

What point? Breast feeding is beneficial to a little human grow strong. Pissing in public does not do anything of the sort.

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Mama4ddk 15

good for you and your wife, I breastfed wherever I happen to be whenever my children were hungry. And since I had twins you can imagine I was feeding them quite often in places that you maybe others wouldn't think is right. I can't say that 9 out of 10 times no one even noticed though that's what the receiving blankets are for you cover yourself and I'm sure your wife wasn't just letting it all hang out or you would be putting in FML on here about her lol. So good for you for standing up for your child and your wife I'm sorry your father is an unenlightened fool. Good luck

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JazNim17 18

I just love the inconsistency of people sometimes. Any other time, a straight man will bend over backwards to see boobs. But add a baby and suddenly those same breasts, which he found so fascinating before, are disgusting. Perfect sense.

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Shade1982 20

Of course, there's a baby in the way of the perfect view...

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k_mysterious 7

U suck!the one who kept u all his no matter what happened u kicked him out! Wow...*speechless*

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rocker_chick23 27

OP had every right to kick his father out of his house since his father was a guest. Also, go back to school and learn how to spell.

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Fmlsea 28

are you serious ? so you would let your owm family disrespect your wife? wow what a crappy person you are, do the world a favour and dont marry or reproduce!

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kittymisfit 13

that ignorant prick. you did the right thing.

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Obe27 7

He does have a point, its good that she is proud to be a mom, but in front of ppl? Thats supposed to be private

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FKJVMMP 17

I agree. Private. Like, in your own house, with the only other people around being family. That seems a good place for it.

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emeraldmaz 9

Yeah, she totally shouldn't be feeding her baby. In her own living room.

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emeraldmaz 9

Side note: Do you go somewhere "private" to eat your dinner?

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rocker_chick23 27

You mean like the privacy of her OWN house? She can breast feed where ever the **** she wants and if a person has a problem, they can leave.

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Adam5858 17

Well i guess he wont be livng there again

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