Video games and Health: Sims

Sims

By Grace - 20/06/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, a close friend pointed out to me how ironic it is that I make the Sim version of myself work out to lose weight, while I sit on my fat ass playing video games. FML

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You deserved it 53 520

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 02:08 - United States

Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single, and jobless. FML

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You deserved it 42 209

By maddiebauer - 26/07/2012 14:48 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my mom once again commented on how I need to work out. It has come to the point that I now walk around in exercise clothes and have a bottle of water/fake sweat to put on, just so she thinks I work out. This is how lazy I am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 405

You deserved it 45 556

By Tomb Raider Wannabe - 18/02/2014 01:57 - Australia - Premer

Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML

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You deserved it 43 930

By Inod - 07/07/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I finally got a Wii Fit to try and lose some weight. I came home and set it all up, only to be told that I weigh too much to actually use it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 015

You deserved it 32 321

Trick question

By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 21:57 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend asked me if she looked fat in her new pair of jeans. Knowing I was probably about two seconds away from all hell breaking loose, I instinctively tried to save my game, before remembering I wasn't playing a video game. I really need to get a life. FML

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You deserved it 33 670

Mrs Motivator

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I found out that my friend uses pictures of me to motivate her to work out. They are accompanied by sayings such as, "You don't want to turn out like this." FML

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You deserved it 5 728

By SunshineX7 - 09/10/2013 04:22 - United States - Springfield

Today, I got so self-conscious about weight gain that I got paranoid about how much my Castle Crashers character was eating to heal. FML

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You deserved it 9 645

Cheers

By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 08:25 - Australia - Aspley

Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML

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You deserved it 3 390

Expanding universe

By JessicaandGhazi - 26/05/2020 20:00

Today, I told my BFF that I went to the store to buy medium shirts because I had gained some weight during coronavirus. He asked me, "What's the point in doing that when you're getting so fat, those won't even fit in 2 weeks?" FML

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You deserved it 361

Don't believe the hype

By Anonymous - 14/11/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I was hyping myself up to work out after weeks of being a lazy slob. I slapped my workout gear on, got my Spotify playlist ready, and just as I was about to start, my friend texted me asking if I wanted pizza. I’m now in my workout clothes, eating pizza on his couch. FML

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You deserved it 467

heyApiphany 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 9:08

maybe you should listen

vwmkvgirl 1

Sunday 20 June 2010 9:07

lazy.

Comments

stupidfaceman 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 13:45

paper napkin u uglyyyy

cinnomonroll 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 14:08

I agree with#8

intense321 2

Sunday 20 June 2010 14:27

Dude you're not only fat, but you don't know the meaning of the word 'ironic'. Look it up. you totally used it wrong. Good job, idiot.

Rutgerman95 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 14:36

PWND!

dudemanfyl 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 14:37

use that controller of yours to put yourself on the treadmill

SummerBlitz 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 14:37

haha don't be so lazy!! go running every morning then you can play Sims every night! :P

BuddyChristSays 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 15:57

or get. *wait for it*. *wait*. P90X Dan Dan duuuu

DarkStorm2Bad 14

Sunday 20 June 2010 14:53

lol sorry, but to me this is just epic win. I bet even mild acquaintances would say that to me, never mind close friends! :-p

desiidestruction 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 16:10

that's just embarrsing. if you realize you are overweight, then why don't you get off your lazy ass && do something about it :) mkayyy?!

sloop_fml 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 17:08

that's what close friends are for. now off your fat ass pussy, leave the games behind

lovethatpanda 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 17:18

The Sims <33333

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Today, I yelled at one of my employees for trying to discreetly slip out of a meeting, and demanded he sit up front so I could make sure he stayed for the whole time. Three minutes later, he shat his pants. FML

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Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML

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The Top

Today, I had to admit to an attractive coworker that it wasn't a hickey on my neck, but a mosquito bite instead. I then realized how alone I am. FML

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You deserved it 119

Today, I got marinara sauce on my new white shirt. I went in my desk for my Tide-To-Go pen and started using it on the spot. Turns out orange highlighters look a lot like Tide-To-Go pens when you don't look closely enough. FML

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You deserved it 50 578

Today, the new Apple update put all of the 100+ nudes I'd sent my boyfriend on his mother's phone because their accounts are linked. FML

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Today, my parents switched phone companies, which changed the phone number. Two days ago, I dropped off over 15 job applications with my 'old' number on all of them. There is a waiting period before I can reapply anywhere. FML

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You deserved it 4 228

Today, I had a 5 hour exam. The exam guard had clearly eaten something funky, because she kept burping loudly. When I thought it couldn't get any worse, she started farting. FML

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You deserved it 3 406

Today, I couldn't bring up a close friend from college in a conversation without my mom bashing her for over ten minutes. She does this with practically all my close female friends. I suspect she subconsciously doesn't want any girl to steal her son away. FML

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