Sing!

By nana - 19/05/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, after the church service was over, my two year-old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang "Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML
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amirn86 0

Grandmas on FML! It's a hip new world lol

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_system_ 0

YDI for being an indoctrinating christfag.

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BlueAthame 0

Why would you want to say something like that?

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DrahcirLumiras 0

To all those who accuse this person of forcing her religion, does that mean I'm forcing swimming upon my hypothetical kid if I take him/her to a pool? And if I am, is it a bad thing to teach a kid how to swim?

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megbc 0

That is the most ridiculous analogy ever. Clearly, teaching a child to swim is not the same as brainwashing a child. One gives the child a useful ability (the ability to swim), the other takes away a useful ability (the ability to think for oneself).

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sixty9oz 0

Why does everyone think you have to be "at least in their 50's" to be a grandmother? How old are you guys 10? These days, people have kids when they are teenagers all the time. Let's use some simple math here. If their teen had a kid, that could make them a grandmother in their early 30's." Yeah, we all know people in their 30's are old and don't know how to use these computer things. You guys make me laugh!

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happyhak 5

#45, how is teaching kids the reason we are alive today forcing them to make life choices? I, as well as many other catholic/christian people, believe there is a god and he is the reason we breathe what we breathe, eat what we eat and live our lives. I believe you are the one being brainwashed by someone or something but you can still change. God is loving and accepts anyone. Try going to church and worship god. It makes life THAT much better.

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happyhak 5

#45, im not one to insult others on a website full of trolls like yourself, but please, for the sake of everyone here: Stfu and get a life

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iineesM 0

That had to be funny to watch LMAO

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ghostnappa 0

for all those bashing christianity,leave her alone.its her faith and shes entitled to it.as for the kid,shes two.if she even knows who jesus is,shes probably not yet able to comprehend him due to not yet having enough time in life to learn

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DABEARSS34 0

that's where you're wrong. If a little kid is constantly told that jesus is her savior, the kid is likely to believe it blindly for the rest of her life. Stating these myths as absolute facts lead to zealots, and zealots are freaks.

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kg11235 0

this is obviously fake. name one old person who goes on fml. i mean come on.

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pyrogirl6622 0

that is when you take her and smack her really good. if i did that to my gran se would smack me so hard I would have gone through a wall and well into the parking lot.

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