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Sir! Sir!

By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 16:52 - United States

Today, I was taking calls at the helpdesk I work at. The caller was a man, and while helping him with his issue he suddenly stopped to tell me I had a nice soothing voice. Then he told me to say something else. As I continued to help him, he started making moaning noises. I'm a guy. FML

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By long day - 12/11/2013 20:29 - United States - Bay City

Today, while taking an order over the phone for the customer at work, I began to hear slight moans. The moans gradually became faster and louder, until climax was achieved and I realized I was being used for phone sex. FML

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By Milly - 30/01/2011 19:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to help a very slow-witted client over the phone. After a while, I realised he was just delaying while pleasuring himself to the sound of my voice. FML

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Great customer service, thanks!

By Eli Maldonado - 29/05/2021 17:01

Today, I called customer service for my phone. We talked for a while and the man was very nice to me. Too nice. Right before hanging up, he said, “Have a good day ma’am!” He was flirting the whole time and I didn’t realize it, and he didn’t that I’m a guy. FML

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By automaticfail_00 - 17/06/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2018 05:00

Today, while working at my dead-end call centre job that couldn't get any worse, I answered a call from a customer who was having loud sex. I still needed to sound professional and tell her when a product was released. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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Revealing

By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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Hush

By sXeQueen - 13/03/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 14:19 - Australia

Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML

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So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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sheila_babeela 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 20:06

aw man, poor you! hahaha! but atleast he'll probably give you a good review!

irishfever 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 20:10

haha maybe you should consider getting a job at one of those phone sex lines ;)

Comments

jem1991 0

Friday 29 May 2009 2:42

what does being a guy have to do with it?

Rick_S 3

Friday 29 May 2009 3:14

Today, I was taking calls at a helpdesk. FML.

poopooface 0

Friday 29 May 2009 3:16

#60: What would you do if you were in that situation? would you just continue talking normally to him while KNOWING that someone is jacking off to you? I mean... jesus. I would have been like "Uhhh... sir...? You okay?" You know. pretend you don't know what's going on... JUST MAKE HIM STOPPPP :(

Milly_fml 0

Friday 29 May 2009 3:20

Hahaha! Got to love other people

viiicwhoria14 0

Friday 29 May 2009 4:34

lmfaoo thaats ******* wierd. maybe he was gay tho..

scottyz1 0

Friday 29 May 2009 4:36

FAP FAP FAP D:

Kylewillger 1

Friday 29 May 2009 5:25

OMG LMFAOOO That is 100% my favorite FML I have ever seen! That is just hilarious! MMM Comment 69

lilcuti3pi389 0

Friday 29 May 2009 7:03

Ok obviously he was gay but that doesn't really matter the point is its ******* creepy and the OP added that he's a guy to emphasize how uncomfortable the situation was. FYL dude