Transportation: Slippin' and a-slidin'

Slippin' and a-slidin'

By Anon - 13/03/2009 04:00 - United States

Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall. At the next stop, an obese, sweaty man got on and grabbed the two poles around me, effectively hugging me. My shirt was wet when he left. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2019 16:30

Today, I got on a crowded bus and was forced to stand. The bus made a sharp turn, so I reached for a pole to hold onto. Without looking, I grabbed the pole. It was wet and moist, but I nonetheless held on until the turn was done. I turned to see I had also grabbed a large man's nose and had squeezed it. FML

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By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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By needanewride - 16/11/2012 02:40 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML

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By Noname - 25/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML

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By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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Perv!

By Thithien1 - 01/04/2009 06:07 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML

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Jimboom 11

Friday 13 March 2009 12:20

I hate it when fat sweaty people do this. But it could have been worse. You could have been stuck on a 7 hour flight somewhere with this guy next to you.

amelinat 0

Friday 13 March 2009 12:29

Even if you factor out your OCD that is a revlolting story. Oh god thinking about it is making my skin crawl. Bleurgh!

Comments

wrestler_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 19:59

I hate fat sweaty people But on the other hand... that's what you get for being OCD, eh? Try to control it next time. Don't make excuses... just try harder. It's all a matter of will-power. People who go to therapists can get cured. good luck

bombthedisco 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:13

this is probably the grossest FML ive ever read. god, i hate riding the subway.

RPGod 0

Friday 13 March 2009 20:20

#31, people who have OCD can't control it. It's not their fault. You are an ass

dwights 0

Friday 13 March 2009 21:11

lol sounds like something that would happen on monk :P im sorry

vietiscool 2

Friday 13 March 2009 21:11

Yea you idiots. Go take some classes. It has to do with how the brain is wired. How about I tell you to stop pooping out of your butt?

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Thursday 10 June 2010 14:58

They allready do. How else do you think they got themselfes so full of shit?

Edmund_Dantes 0

Friday 13 March 2009 21:27

#33 people who have OCD can control it, most just obnoxiously choose not to. And it's usually their parents' fault, and has very little to do with how the brain is wired, 35. I'm not sure where you came up with that. OCD is a psychological problem, not a neurological one. Yes, it's difficult and uncomfortable to treat it, but it will make your life better by removing some of your irrational fear, and it will also improve your immune system, since you probably overdo it with antibacterial soaps and don't expose yourself to everyday levels of bacteria by not touching anything.

lazyt15 0

Friday 13 March 2009 21:50

Gross story, but that's not OCD, just mysophobia...

AnnStarfire 0

Friday 13 March 2009 21:56

Ugh. I have minor OCD and that would make me cry. I'm so sorry.

PPNRD55 0

Friday 13 March 2009 22:00

I'm the one who wrote this. To explain, yeah I can control the OCD but its harder then most people think, especially in this case. And it wasn't the act of getting wet with whatever it was that was on him that made me upset, it was the compulsion to clean myself. Unfortunately I had to be in the city for another couple hours before I could do anything about it. And I've been in therapy. For a long time. I've been diagnosed by several psychologists and psychiatrists.