Transportation: Slippin' and a-slidin'

Slippin' and a-slidin'

By Anon - 13/03/2009 04:00 - United States

Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall. At the next stop, an obese, sweaty man got on and grabbed the two poles around me, effectively hugging me. My shirt was wet when he left. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2019 16:30

Today, I got on a crowded bus and was forced to stand. The bus made a sharp turn, so I reached for a pole to hold onto. Without looking, I grabbed the pole. It was wet and moist, but I nonetheless held on until the turn was done. I turned to see I had also grabbed a large man's nose and had squeezed it. FML

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By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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By needanewride - 16/11/2012 02:40 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML

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By Noname - 25/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML

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By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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Perv!

By Thithien1 - 01/04/2009 06:07 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML

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Jimboom 11

Friday 13 March 2009 12:20

I hate it when fat sweaty people do this. But it could have been worse. You could have been stuck on a 7 hour flight somewhere with this guy next to you.

amelinat 0

Friday 13 March 2009 12:29

Even if you factor out your OCD that is a revlolting story. Oh god thinking about it is making my skin crawl. Bleurgh!

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could_be_funny 0

Friday 13 March 2009 22:42

haha # 6- that was what I was thinking!

could_be_funny 0

Friday 13 March 2009 22:45

haha # 6- that was what I was thinking! But yeah, I don't have OCD, but I would still be so grossed out by that (not just from the wetness, but by the smell!), can't imagine how someone that does have it felt.

Komatose 0

Friday 13 March 2009 23:06

I have OCD too. I've seen several shrinks and taken several medications, but the things i need to do constantly change. As soon as I'm over one, another pops up. @ 36 Obnoxious? well excuse me for not beingable to devote all my time and money to fixing that. Do you tell depressed people to just be happy or girls with anorexia to just "eat damnit"?

wrestler_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 2:42

#33: I HAVE OCD! I learned to control it around age 7 or 8, because my parent's were supportive but they DID NOT kiss my ass or shield me, and they told me straight up that if I wanted to be successful in this world, be normal, and have friends, I would have to man up and control it. They got me involved in Yoga as well as sports, and taught me ways to relieve stress and ways to forget about it. Also, they got me interested in better things! As time grew on, as well as with their guidance, I REALIZED THE MAIN REASON I WAS OCD WAS A LACK OF FUN OR PRODUCTIVE THINGS TO DO! Once I found sports, school, friends, girls I stopped all of that for good. Cuz i simply didn't think about it! So I did. I used to be obsessed where I walk, and I'd twitch, and I'd have to count things and put my pencil down just right.... but with a LOT of work (admittedly: a lot) I learned to control it!!! So #33: WHO'S the ass?!? You have no right to say a damn thing about OCD! Because you've never f*cking HAD it! I'm just letting a brotha know that he can get over it and get better! What, do you want me to say "no buddy, your whole life is f*cked up because you have OCD." REALLY?! is that HONESTLY gonna help ANYthing!?