Small world

By budapesthungary - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at my job as a cake decorator in a bakery, I put the finishing touches on the wedding cake of the man who left me at the altar 3 years ago. FML
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sdemon_fml 0

forget about poison or crap filling. Laxative filling is the way to go. Less dangerous, more fun! ^^

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Spider_fml 9

Oh well, just rejoice in the fact that he will make someone else miserable for a long, long time. It's how I deal with my crazy ex and his dweepy new girlfriend. They deserve each other, and I honestly couldn't think of a better punishment for either one than to spend their lives together. Lol at the arson by the way. Totally New Years' spirit :D -cutting the cake... BOOM!!!!!!

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blastvortex 3

You should've used that as an opportunity to slip the bride-to-be a note so you could exchange info of his treacherous ways. With any luck, she might've broken off the wedding. I can't believe you wasted such a golden opportunity.

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Hermyoni 0

Put some laxatives in the cake. That would make some awesome wedding memories maybe not for them but for you certainly.

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sportsnut 0

you should have taken a shit in the cake batter before you baked it

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

@sleephunters - Appreciate the vote of confidence =) @mercy - my level of nerdiness is trivial compared to you and your pack of trained possums. Those possums were the reason no one attended my birthday party at Chuckie Cheese's. Sure, I may be 24-years-old (the truth...?), but kids are so fun and easy to hang around...

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Stotan1228 0

FTW means "for the win." It was a compliment. And I have never met anyone else that calls people possums! You rock.

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jesusstolemybike_fml 0

FTW used to mean "**** the world," and I prefer that meaning. You youngsters and your slang-thieving ways! *shakes cane* Now GET OFF MY LAWN!

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

#71 - Yeah, and I was basically saying thank you to that guy for the compliment. Also, I wasn't referring to people when I was talking about possums, either...

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Stotan1228 0

Well in gamer its for the win. like l337 is elite; i failed most miserably.

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lalasha 0

please tell me you charged him atleast triple

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vanillakiss20 0

i definitely would have put something disgusting in the cake to get back at him. i know its wrong to be that way but he left you at the altar, at least spit in the cake or something. why the heck did he ask you to do the cake anyway? does he have no shame for what he did or is he just heartless?

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killabee 0

Lets skip the whole poison the cake thing, I assume this woman is a baker and being so has a reputation to uphold. She might get a real kick out of messing up their cake, but she's not gonna have much fun never having business again.

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CheshireHalli 19

I agree with this. It would be fun, but would mess the reputation up. SO, I vote: Act like you did something. Make him paranoid. You can't get in trouble for acting like it when you didn't do anything. =)

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aero_fml 0

I don't think I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have the recipe again

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cherylface 13

It doesn't seem like he asked her to personally bake his cake... She's a cake decorator and maybe he just likes the bakery she works at. And while leaving someone at the altar is a dick move, it more than likely turned out for the best for both of you. I mean, you probably would not be very happy in a marriage where the guy had wanted to leave but hadn't. Yeah, it sucks, but it's your job to do it right now. Finish decorating his cake and just be happy you aren't stuck with the guy.

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cherylface 13

I'm ******* glad I've never pissed any of you people off. You've got some ****** up revenge schemes.

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CheshireHalli 19

Aww, mine wasn't that bad. =) Pretending and making them paranoid is a lot better than doing. (Makes 'em give the reaction you want, and you don't get in trouble...)

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cherylface 13

That's true. That's pretty funny. I'm a little worried that there seems to be a disproportionate amount of people advocating that the OP poop in the cake. I think FML has been overrun by 6 year olds.

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