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By budapesthungary - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at my job as a cake decorator in a bakery, I put the finishing touches on the wedding cake of the man who left me at the altar 3 years ago. FML
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sdemon_fml 0

forget about poison or crap filling. Laxative filling is the way to go. Less dangerous, more fun! ^^

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Spider_fml 9

Oh well, just rejoice in the fact that he will make someone else miserable for a long, long time. It's how I deal with my crazy ex and his dweepy new girlfriend. They deserve each other, and I honestly couldn't think of a better punishment for either one than to spend their lives together. Lol at the arson by the way. Totally New Years' spirit :D -cutting the cake... BOOM!!!!!!

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g3rusz 6

Ouch. Szívás. Laxative and Valium might do the trick... :-)

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kaleid0scopeEyes 0

Fill it with little baggies of heroin and then call the cops on their wedding day.

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Malinkrot 3

"Its a great day for a (China) White Wedding"

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perdix 29

Ouch! That must have frosted your cupcakes! I hope the Special of the Day was Booger-flavored frosting and you happen to have nice sinus infection going on to have enough snot so every guest gets an unmistakeable taste!

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JustAReaderOfFml 4

so ppl get married get the f*** over it. srsly OP needs to grow up ...

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CheshireHalli 19

It's the fact that she has to make the cake for the guy who left her at the altar. Meaning her former FIANCE! Who WOULDN'T say FML about that? FYL, OP.

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JustAReaderOfFml 4

so he might leave this other chick 2.. the guys obvieesly a dumbass so f the life of whoevers gonna get married to da jerk

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CheshireHalli 19

Regardless if he leaves her too, it's still an FML to do their cake!

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Kervik 0

Well what you've just said if the fianceé leaves his soon-to-be wife then it's an FHL? The OP had that happen to her and now needs to make a cake for his new wedding. It's more like 2 FMLs compiled into one. Also, don't call people dumbasses if you can't spell obviously. :|

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CheshireHalli 19

Thank you, Kervik.

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wh4t3v3R 0

Also consider that your typical wedding os thousands of dollars, mostly financed by the brides family. OP, FYL.

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Ovechkin17 0

okay honestly who are the dumbasses that vote YDI for a real fml? screw off

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AntiChrist7 0

Don't marry (or try to marry) assholes. YDI

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xscapes 1

Just keep thinking.... ...and I almost married that asshole!!

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mylifekicksass 0

OMG! What an asshole:( Itz okay hunniee, he's a fucktardd! If you want to, and if u think u dont care what he thinkz, you should like...do something to the cake! ahahahahah:P probably use ingredients over a year old;) That'll do it. His bride would throw up all over herself!!!! LMFAO.

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