Food and Love: Smooth talker

Smooth talker

By Kate - 07/03/2009 18:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML

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By Sam - 04/03/2010 15:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend. All my friends boyfriends paid for them. Mine didn't, and said that I should order off the diet menu. FML

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By Undefined - 01/01/2009 12:09 - France

Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. I look him straight in the eye and ask him: "What's the first thing you think about when you look at me?". His answer: "Can I finish my steak?" FML

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By bertiebeth - 02/08/2014 05:35 - Australia - Padstow

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 19:20 - United States - Silverdale

Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML

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By goldendarkness - 09/07/2016 01:34

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to stop by a drive-thru on the way to his place. I asked him to order a Coke for me, at which point he asked if I wanted to make it a Diet Coke. FML

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By mynameisarmpit - 15/11/2010 06:48

Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML

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By sarahmoon - 05/05/2018 01:30

Today, my date refused to pay for my dinner, even though he promised to beforehand. It turns out, he assumed I would just be ordering a salad for dinner, "based on your slim figure". FML

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By thatisfuckedup - 13/06/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML

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vitaminsandminer 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:44

wow what a dick, guys should appreciate having a girl who isnt constantly watching their weight and should love their girl no matter what she decides to eat

radiantxxreality 8

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:57

i agree, i don't think that #1 was wrong at all. us girls should be able to eat whatever we want. guys always complain that we always pick at our food and that we never eat. and when we finally do they complain about that! make up your minds!

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greatnt249 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 3:33

#43, your response is a little harsh given that we don't know the whole story. If an off-handed comment is enough for you to give someone a complete and indefinite silent treatment without giving any reason whatsoever, good luck being a functioning member of society.

marris 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 3:44

You should have turned to the cashier and said "no, he's right, i don't want a cheeseburger. I want a double cheeseburger with bacon and an extra large fry"

WeStayCrunk24x7 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 4:10

you should have been like "yeah honey you're right i'll take a salad along with the cheeseburger"

Amanda_Ruth 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 4:17

Unless you can get the idiot to understand that you're allowed to eat whatever the hell you want and that it's none of his business, then dump him. I'm sure you look perfectly fine, so just tell him to go to hell. He's probably not worth it anyway. And any guy worrying about his *girlfriend's* weight should probably be worrying about his *own*.

GoMeat4103 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 4:46

Ahahahaha 45. You know Degrassi scenes word for word? FYL.

HOLLAcaust 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 4:54

Maybe you're putting on weight. Would you rather he not say anything? And then slowly the sex starts slowing down, he starts hanging out with his friends more, and before you know it you're crying everytime you see a cheeseburger. But saying that in public and calling you out on your eating habits was one of the worst ways to tell you. You should talk to him about that.

jake_fml 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:26

#52 is right

reeeebekah 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 5:34

what a jerk! i would've poured my drink all over him. dump the creep

cchamp27 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 6:22

It was better when men ordered for their women and women never had a say in the first place

x_o_x 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 6:59

if he thinks you're fat or you've gained weight during the relationship, he just shouldn't have told you in public. maybe gone home and invited you to the gym..? but a restaurant wasnt the best place. sorry.