Food and Love: Smooth talker

Smooth talker

By Kate - 07/03/2009 18:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML

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By Sam - 04/03/2010 15:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend. All my friends boyfriends paid for them. Mine didn't, and said that I should order off the diet menu. FML

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By Undefined - 01/01/2009 12:09 - France

Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. I look him straight in the eye and ask him: "What's the first thing you think about when you look at me?". His answer: "Can I finish my steak?" FML

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By bertiebeth - 02/08/2014 05:35 - Australia - Padstow

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 19:20 - United States - Silverdale

Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML

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By goldendarkness - 09/07/2016 01:34

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to stop by a drive-thru on the way to his place. I asked him to order a Coke for me, at which point he asked if I wanted to make it a Diet Coke. FML

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By mynameisarmpit - 15/11/2010 06:48

Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML

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By sarahmoon - 05/05/2018 01:30

Today, my date refused to pay for my dinner, even though he promised to beforehand. It turns out, he assumed I would just be ordering a salad for dinner, "based on your slim figure". FML

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By thatisfuckedup - 13/06/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML

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vitaminsandminer 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:44

wow what a dick, guys should appreciate having a girl who isnt constantly watching their weight and should love their girl no matter what she decides to eat

radiantxxreality 8

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:57

i agree, i don't think that #1 was wrong at all. us girls should be able to eat whatever we want. guys always complain that we always pick at our food and that we never eat. and when we finally do they complain about that! make up your minds!

Comments

lemon_squeezy 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:24

#10 you're a jerk and so is the OP's boyfriend

fcuk_mylife 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:25

ps #10 is a twat.

kikomiko 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:25

Pouche-a prick/douche hybrid.

ilovecollege1221 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:26

WOW I GUESS YOR REALLY FAT. lloLoLoLoLoLoloLoLOlOOl

Unidentified 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:28

Oh my God. :O Ouch! That was quite rude of him. Did he get the slap he deserved?

McLaughlane 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:28

#10, shut the hell up. OP, you should either set him straight or dump him. What a jerk.

PsychoX 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:39

I don't understand why people eat cheeseburgers... OR salads. But I mean seriously, how much of an ass can he be to comment on you ordering the same thing as him?

raaaandi18 3

Thursday 17 March 2011 5:07

because they like cheeseburgers and or salad, would be my guess.

Ninjasaurus18 9

Thursday 3 May 2012 2:33

Because not everyone likes the same food as you, dumbfuck. And yeah, he was extremely rude to her about that. I don't like girls that are extremely overweight, because I like healthy, but I like a girl with an appetite, and a nice, lean figure.

DJLiv 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:44

#10 obviously has some problems with themselves and feel the need to take it out on others. :P Who knows, maybe #5 is right in regards to what cost the cheeseburgers were. But if he was hinting at your weight, you really do deserve better.

ajturner1234 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:55

I am #10. OK I may have been a little rude with the "**** box" comment but there is a 99% chance that the OP is FAT. Her boyfriend was probably subtlety trying to tell her that she doesn't need the fattening foods because she's already too fat. Sounds like she needs to hit the gym before he goes and finds someone that isn't closely related to a whale. That, or she needs to have a threesum with a hotter (skinner) girl once or twice a month to make up for her fatness. Hey, call me mean all you want, but it's the truth. Why sugarcoat everything?

cra_z_turtle 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:57

How are you supposed to survive on just a salad while he eats a yummy cheesburger? you sit there, with the wilting green leaves in front of you, while he munches at the delicious warm cheesburger... eh? you should have said, "are you sure YOU don't want the salad"?