Food and Love: Smooth talker

Smooth talker

By Kate - 07/03/2009 18:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a first date with a guy. As soon as we sat down at the restaurant, he immediately snatched my menu and said "You're having salad." FML

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By Sam - 04/03/2010 15:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat with a group of couples and my boyfriend. All my friends boyfriends paid for them. Mine didn't, and said that I should order off the diet menu. FML

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You deserved it 5 640

By Undefined - 01/01/2009 12:09 - France

Today, I was at a restaurant with my boyfriend. I look him straight in the eye and ask him: "What's the first thing you think about when you look at me?". His answer: "Can I finish my steak?" FML

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You deserved it 8 636

By bertiebeth - 02/08/2014 05:35 - Australia - Padstow

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted me to get him some take out. He responded with, "I think we should see other people. Uh, chicken please." FML

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You deserved it 4 031

By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 19:20 - United States - Silverdale

Today, I went to a restaurant and asked for vegetarian options. They told me, "We have a chicken Caesar salad, will that work?" FML

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You deserved it 6 997

By goldendarkness - 09/07/2016 01:34

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to stop by a drive-thru on the way to his place. I asked him to order a Coke for me, at which point he asked if I wanted to make it a Diet Coke. FML

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You deserved it 2 967

By mynameisarmpit - 15/11/2010 06:48

Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML

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You deserved it 4 671

By Anonymous - 27/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML

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You deserved it 6 581

By sarahmoon - 05/05/2018 01:30

Today, my date refused to pay for my dinner, even though he promised to beforehand. It turns out, he assumed I would just be ordering a salad for dinner, "based on your slim figure". FML

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You deserved it 538

By thatisfuckedup - 13/06/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I ordered some burgers at a fast food joint. When I said, "No lettuce," the cashier looked dumbfounded and asked, "What's that?" I literally had to say, "The green stuff" before she got it. I'm losing hope. FML

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You deserved it 3 884

vitaminsandminer 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:44

wow what a dick, guys should appreciate having a girl who isnt constantly watching their weight and should love their girl no matter what she decides to eat

radiantxxreality 8

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:57

i agree, i don't think that #1 was wrong at all. us girls should be able to eat whatever we want. guys always complain that we always pick at our food and that we never eat. and when we finally do they complain about that! make up your minds!

Comments

Emmett_Luver_101 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 8:29

id be like yeah im sure are you sure YOU dont want a salad?

24788 6

Wednesday 29 April 2009 15:02

I'm pretty sure that means no sex for years if you stay with him.

Ariane89 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 18:58

Your response: "I'm sure, he likes me with a little meat." Let him worry about who "he" is.

Topguy 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 1:35

Wow slap him. Ass Me <3 cheesebugers!

CruelSirDrum 0

Friday 19 June 2009 14:58

i was a waiter for some time and the husband of the couple had comments like that for the entire course of their stay; VERY rude.

666HailSatan666 0

Wednesday 1 July 2009 6:40

Jesus titty-******* christ! "Dump him!".... Wtf have people dwindled down to? Are relationships that fragile and disposable that they should be ended because of just 1 little comment? God! Todays society is filled with mindless drones!!

elliekinslurvsya 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:56

okay, i don't know you, OP, i have no idea what you look like, how much you weigh...but if you are fat, your boyfriend is going to notice. being fat isn't healthy. there's a possibility that he just wants you to be healthy, which is why he would ask if you would rather salad instead. i don't think he was disparaging you (or not trying to, anyway). he could be genuinely concerned. since he is your boyfriend, then i doubt he has a problem with your body, but a problem for your health. again, this is if you're fat...i'm not judging...it's possible he meant it the way you took it, but it's also possible he didn't. i wish more people would take this into consideration... #83 is right, "Todays society is filled with mindless drones"

amazinggbaby 2

Sunday 14 February 2010 7:28

maybe he was watching his bill?

Origami86 6

Saturday 29 May 2010 23:42

I'll go out on a limb here and say that girls LOVE to bitch and moan. It's like their goal in life. They live for that. I bet there would still be an FML if the situation was reversed because you can always find something to whine about. "Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and i told the waiter I'll have a salad. My boyfriend looked at me and said, " Are you sure you don't want a cheeseburger ?" FML. BAZINGA !

billieb_fml 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 19:08

did you guys go out to eat @ mcdonalds? cause then the cheeseburgers are small .. probably less calories then their salads. I would have ordered 2 just to piss him off. =)