Love, Embarrassing, Crush and Miscellaneous: Smooth

Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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By eun - 09/04/2009 01:42 - Canada

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

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Smooth sailing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I was running on a track above a basketball court. I noticed several cute guys playing a pick-up game, so I tried to run my hardest. Not paying attention, I didn't hear when they warned me about the ball flying towards me. It hit me in the head, I then ran into a wall and face-planted. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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You deserved it 3 238

By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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You deserved it 3 844

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By kicking with love - 06/03/2020 21:10

Today, I was standing next to the girl I like while she was looking at her phone. She dropped it and I tried to save it by catching it with my foot. I ended up kicking it across the room, cracking the screen. FML

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You deserved it 716

By Unknown - 09/02/2010 05:50 - United States

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

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By colorfulgina - 12/12/2009 18:29 - United States

Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML

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You deserved it 6 509

By lexiiiiiiweee - 19/02/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML

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You deserved it 3 837

ydi_4_suking 20

Thursday 20 January 2011 9:20

You should have sucked on the ball seductively afterward so they forget about you hitting your head

iranoutofnames 6

Thursday 20 January 2011 9:20

smooth operator arent ya?

Comments

maybaybe 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 9:51

I've been there before, haha. Don't worry, everyone forgets about it.

eddieyes 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 10:05

head, ball, lol

DropDead77 11

Thursday 20 January 2011 10:08

take your time it's just a ball

lovexbox 8

Thursday 20 January 2011 10:22

Haha FYL

TheMonolithian 0

Saturday 22 January 2011 2:07

Hey. u r way to awesome email me at [email protected]

lovexbox 8

Monday 24 January 2011 4:59

Creep.

kristaMichele88 0

Thursday 20 January 2011 11:54

if you seriously consider this to be that big of a deal and a real fyl then the real world is going to be a HUGE slap in the face!!!!!

kayPandastyle 15

Thursday 20 January 2011 13:06

i literally LOLd im tryna thnk of how u can even DO that!! soo funny anyways its not tht big of a deal just give it back and go ice your head and laugh it off..laughin at yourself normally makes it a little better and hell see you dont let dumb shit phase you :)