Intimacy: Smooth

Smooth

By sopathetic - 26/02/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around. I was sitting up on my bed when he reached down near my privates and said, "Wow babe, did you shave today? It's so soft…" He was actually touching my bottom roll above my vagina, which delightfully formed a crease. FML

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Same thing different taste

By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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Baby Got Back

By backfat - 18/05/2018 01:44

Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML

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Beauty standards

By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 03:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML

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So hot

By bonesniffer - 16/09/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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Mr Clean

By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 10:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

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By BarbieKen - 14/06/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML

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vitamin_f 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 13:25

Why does it crease vertically in the middle like a vulva does? That's what I don't understand, lol.

itsfuntobesexy 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 12:33

That's disgusting.

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sammie2 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 18:34

i'm with #13 (Firewall). i've got fatty thighs and my first boyfriend once reached down without looking to rub my pussy through my pants... but instead started rubbing the space between my thigh and ******. lol idiot.

luis420 0

Monday 26 April 2010 2:37

lol dats funny

allisadawn91 8

Wednesday 10 April 2013 3:39

That has happened alot to me actually.

AlexaWuzHere 31

Wednesday 30 July 2014 12:06

You don't have to have fatty anything for this to happen. I guess women are lucky in that we don't (or shouldn't) have trouble finding our way around a man

Rollercoaster_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 18:42

FUPA!

hopeless_romanti_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 18:56

Im sorry, but that might be the most disgusting thing Ive ever heard.

nikster205 6

Thursday 29 October 2015 19:01

she is talking about her stomach -_-

Bibico_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 19:32

Take it as a clue that he likes you shaved and smooth. He's still interested, so it doesn't matter that you're fat.

Spencer_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:12

A little bit of tummy is always sexy, and he did say it was soft and nice so dont worry about it.

ebonyirony 29

Wednesday 15 August 2012 13:26

I'm really small but I have the to tiniest tummy and I think the little bit of fat is soo cute. (I only ever gained weight on the birth control I started. )

yay_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:24

I wish I could describe the face I made when I read this. We'll just say I lol'd instead...

Heidi_fml 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 20:42

You deserved that one only because you referred to your pubic area as "******". Learn your own anatomy.

liveitlearnit 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 21:30

LMAO I feel your pain. What makes me upset is that he couldn't tell it wasn't a ****** right away. I mean, COME ON.

Edmund_Dantes 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 21:39

There are a lot of fat girls on here who apparently expect no one to ever say anything about them being fat. If you're ok with being fat, that's fine, but at least realize you're fat, and don't expect everyone else in the world to ignore it.