Health, Shopping and Thief: Smugglers unite

Smugglers unite

By atang - 09/04/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 21:34 - United States

Today, I was shopping at a store from which I had previously bought a shirt. The clerk accused me of trying to steal my own shirt and called security. They examined it and argued with me for so long I was late to work. FML

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You deserved it 3 011

By ilovezim29 - 03/06/2012 07:45 - United States - Windsor

Today, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake and he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2011 21:05 - United States

Today, while shopping, I was grabbed and dragged off to a security room with no warning. Apparently, the way I was dressed and walking was suspicious. FML

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You deserved it 5 067

By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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By Recon - 17/03/2009 12:16 - Switzerland

Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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Are you new?

By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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By goingtothegym - 09/12/2013 01:16 - United States - Canyon Country

Today, I was accused of shoplifting because my jacket looked "too chunky". I wasn't stealing, I'm just fat. FML

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Kinda sus

By embarrassed - 03/07/2010 07:14 - Australia

Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML

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You deserved it 47 115

By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 19:02 - Canada - Markham

Today, I went to the store to buy a phone I saw last week. I looked around a little first, then continued to the electronics section. I couldn't find the phone I saw, so I went to leave. Halfway to the exit, I was detained by security and grilled for ages over my "suspicious behaviour". FML

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I_Go_Commando 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:02

If this isn't motivation enough to get your ass in shape, i don't know what is.

xxyumtasticxx 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 20:03

it's like family guy Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult! Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid.

Comments

HeyyyBrahhh 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 21:46

Maybe you should lose some weight.

crunkkidz 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 21:56

#4 I loved that episode! lol And that's kind of embarassing! But, maybe try losing some weight. If not to look better, then for the sake of your health.

procrastinator17 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 22:05

Number 22 is completely right.. I work in retail and you can get the security officer fired plus sue for damages.

Hydra_fml 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 22:07

I'm with #3 Wonder what the security guard's reaction was.

Thoureau 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 22:11

Maybe it was in one of his rolls.

Art_Vandeley 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 22:18

hint hint

ohhhhshizzz 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 22:39

yall are really mean, the officer should have realized that it wasnt clothes. Clothes are lumpy when put under shirt and most people would put the shirt ON under their clothes. The officer was an idiot who shouldnt have a job, and yeah the OP should lose a little weight, but if theyre comfy wtf? why do you care?

blargity 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 22:41

you dont deserve it for being fat its only an opinion of at lest one person but it doesnt mean you really are out shape :D

Compwiz1993 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 22:41

Wow 22. Only in America can you be wrongly sued for trying to do your job. It's lawyers like you who indirectly take away peoples freedoms by making them afraid that they'll get sued for just even minorly offending someone. Thanks for that.