Smugglers unite

By atang - 09/04/2009 09:16 - United States

Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 941
You deserved it 11 455

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I_Go_Commando 0

If this isn't motivation enough to get your ass in shape, i don't know what is.

xxyumtasticxx 0

it's like family guy Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult! Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid.

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foryoublue94 0

#22 thats awesome also that reminds me of peter griffin except that makes me sad

dang_fml 0
michelleada 0

dude dont listen to all those people just be urself

lol thats more of a fhislife .. haha not that bad, unless youre a girl .. and if you are, maybe its time to hit the gym ?

#27: it's bad to be that big, male OR female.

I think it's time to start losing some weight >_>