Sneeeeek!

By blindsparrow - 18/11/2014 05:35 - United States - Dublin

Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML
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Xathanos 16

Where's Samuel L. Jackson when you need him?

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Classy_Sassy_15 15

Maybe your mom was shocked when seeing the boa and reacted on impulse

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ldkindasucks 6

Women and children first! Unless there's spiders and snakes or something, then it's a save yourself type of situation

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lulinator 40

And badgers. My dad shut me in a shed with a badger.

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blondeamazonian 18

Oh it's just a boa... Nah, it's just nightmares for the next month. Eek.

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mkayden 23

Well, at least you're still alive. Yaay!

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PenguinBitch 43

Voldemort shouldn't let Nagini slither around like that. Just because he's the "dark lord" doesn't give him rig

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Parvati48 15

Lol! XD I know, for shame on Voldy Poo.

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topher5110 7

Why did she have to lock the door to keep the snake out?

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