Animals: Sneeeeek!

Sneeeeek!

By blindsparrow - 18/11/2014 05:35 - United States - Dublin

Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML

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By afraidtosleep - 13/10/2012 06:35 - United States - Houston

Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML

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Lurker

By Katie - 20/02/2011 08:35 - Reserved

Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML

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By Kira - 24/04/2015 17:09 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I was spending some time alone out in the countryside, when I glanced at my boot. I saw a snake, screamed, ran like hell for my car, tripped over my own feet, and smashed my kneecaps. Upon further inspection, I realized the "snake" was my loose shoelace. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 01:34 - United States - West Chester

Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML

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By Maude - 20/11/2020 05:03 - Canada - Beauharnois

Today, I was going for a relaxing walk but my dog broke free from his leash. At the same time, my 80 year-old neighbor was leaving her apartment. My dog ran inside her home and she screamed. I ended up in her bedroom, running around her bed, chasing my dog who was trying to get at her pantyhose. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 00:51 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I went to the pet store to get mice for my mom's snakes. While checking out, the guy working behind the register asked what kind of snakes I had. I told him they were my mom's and he mentioned this crazy woman that talks to her snakes. That's my mom. FML

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It wasn't me!

By cantwin - 31/05/2013 13:54 - Belgium - Zwevegem

Today, I visited my grandma. Shortly after I arrived, she freaked out after finding a "snake" in her closet. It was a rubber snake that my brother must have put there yesterday as a prank. I picked it up and told her it was fake. She then yelled at me for playing such a disgusting prank on her. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2009 14:08 - United States

Today, I was running outside. On the last mile I am along side some fields. While running along the side of the road I glanced down and saw a snake. I was so startled I jumped left in front of a car screaming like a girl. The snake was dead. FML

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Xathanos 16

Tuesday 18 November 2014 17:56

Where's Samuel L. Jackson when you need him?

duhhspammerx3 16

Tuesday 18 November 2014 17:57

Mom of the year.

Comments

kaylaaa01 11

Wednesday 19 November 2014 1:07

Make a complaint.

vikky538 28

Wednesday 19 November 2014 2:03

snake baby snake..shut the door...

Ki11erC 18

Wednesday 19 November 2014 2:55

Only a Boa, be thankful it wasn't a rattler ;)

FMLworthy5000 21

Wednesday 19 November 2014 4:56

I love how other people are saying "it's just a boa" I'd be concerned if it was a provoked boa...

SleevelessD 6

Wednesday 19 November 2014 5:12

Did you die?

samiisnorlax 2

Wednesday 19 November 2014 8:36

I hope the snake was okay :c

MrCantgetright 4

Wednesday 19 November 2014 12:15

your neighbor is a complete moron. people like them are the reason exotic pets are taking over the Everglades in Florida because they just let it go or they are too stupid to cage it properly. Next time it happens I say kill the ******* thing.

alli_is_swaggi 8

Wednesday 19 November 2014 18:10

At first I thought they meant a scarf boa. Not the snake boa.

RickSanchez 4

Wednesday 26 November 2014 14:59

I don't see the reasoning behind her locking the door. That's a dick move.

RAKExBEN 9

Wednesday 3 December 2014 21:34

To all the dipshits saying "KILL IT" or anything of the sorts, I would like to tell you SNAKES WERE HERE BEFORE HUMANS SO SHUT THE **** UP! WE MURDER ALL TYPES OF ORGANISMS BECAUSE "oh we are all assholes. LETS GO MURDER EVERYTHING AND USE ONE OF THE TWO FOLLOWING EXCUSES: "theres a million other snakes in the world." Or "IT WAS SELF DEFENSE! Because automatically if i see any creature that is even slightly displeasing to the eye... IT DOESNT DESERVE TO ******* LIVE! IT HAS TO BE SOME ADORABLE FLUFFY ANIMAL IN ORDER TO BE ALLOWED TO LIVE!" YOU SHOULD ALL GO **** YOURSELVES WITH A GOD DAMN CACTUS! WE intruded in THEIR LIVES! IF ANYTHING I WISH ALL THE ANIMALS EVER HARMED BY ANY TYPE OF HUMAN, COMES BACK AND MURDER US. IT IS WHAT WE DESERVE! They were made for a reason! So **** off! Bye.