Snek

By snakeboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, for the first time in about 3 years, I decided to clean my car. It was going really well until I looked down at what I was about to pick up. On the back seat floor lay a dead snake, which at one point, for God knows how long, was living in my car while I unknowingly drove it around. FML
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redbluegreen 40

You would think it would smell at some point. Or at least attract enough insects to annoy you. I don't know how some people manage to live in filth sometimes. I mean three YEARS?

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Einstein714 0

what's with all these cry babies when there's clearly no FML

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picturetaker 0

you swallow around 8 spiders in your life. I'm sure the snake wasn't huge! & it was dead.

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letitbe56 0

Not sure how the spiders are relevant, but that statistic is entirely false. http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp

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The_Cait 0

I love you for using and spreading the good word of snopes!

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xClarkGable 0

I love snopes. I used it a lot during the election.

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wyld3fyr3 3

at least u didint reach back there when it was alive, and have it freaked out and telling u that its there

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Qup 0

that is so disgusting. the snake probably died of too much or too little heat, since they're cold blooded. jeesh! you should clean your car out once a week, not every THREE YEARS!

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shananigans 0

While three years is a bit much, i don't know anybody who cleans their car once a week. If you clean your car well it should stay clean for more than a week unless you're an incredible slob, in which case you probably wouldn't be taking the time to clean your car once a week anyway.

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The_Cait 0

Exactly what I was thinking. Who has the time or the need to clean their car every week? Just don't throw shit all over the place and wipe down the console/vacuum the seats and floors every month [or even few months if you don't live in a dusty area and don't track mess into your car].

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99MDC 0

That's disgusting. If you can't keep a snake, you sure as hell won't keep a girlfriend in a mess like that.

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hahahalol1212 0

Maybe it just needed a ride. poor guy ;-)

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deaditegirl 0

YDI. Try cleaning up after yourself more often than once every 3 years. That's nasty.

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Adarra 0

im from south aus too :p and grr i know alot of people who go through that stuff, but u shlda xD cleaned ur car rofl!

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