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Snoopy

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

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By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 05:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to hack my Facebook and "like" everybody's statuses. This includes my boyfriend's about his grandmother dying. FML

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Sneaky

By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

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By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML

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By amber - 13/03/2010 09:03 - United States

Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML

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Never look at the DMs

By Anonymous - 14/12/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I went onto my fiance's phone because I was seeing if a message was important enough go wake him up for. It wasn't important, but when I unlocked his phone, Facebook was already open with his female best friend's chat. He pretty much admitted to her that he still has feelings and that she's a better mom. FML

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Why Change a Perfectly Good System?

By queenofthegypsys - 01/03/2020 23:00

Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML

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Emarati 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 20:15

Pay back time...... Give us his e mail and password

chillpillplz 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 20:08

Sucks to be you. But eh, at least you found out, even though it was a crap way to.

Comments

lexi0413 1

Monday 13 June 2011 2:27

that sucks well now u can be the one to dump him

shyrasweetie 0

Friday 17 June 2011 22:08

damn :/

CannibalQueen15 5

Tuesday 6 September 2011 22:59

Why would he talk about that with his ex over facebook if he knows you have his password?

ka8 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:27

Glad you found out now rather than later when he could have given you an STD

Lanaee123 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 17:17

You're a homie hopper anyway. You kinda deserved that.

nikkij92 1

Thursday 3 November 2011 7:02

I've had something similar happen to me.. Fucken sucks.

bobchickenfart 5

Monday 16 January 2012 2:09

curiosity killed the cat!

kristena103 14

Saturday 21 January 2012 16:03

Whenever someone says I thought it would be funny YOU know they deserve it

Rylo98 4

Thursday 29 March 2012 19:31

Aw poor girl just go look for someone who will actually love you and dump his sorry ass! :)

fading09 4

Wednesday 22 August 2012 4:27

Sorry to hear it op! FYL

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Today, I was sitting in my bed drinking Yoohoo from a juice box. I decided it would be fun to see how much I could fit in my mouth. As soon as my mouth was full, I sneezed. FML

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Today, I got my driver's license. My dad made multiple copies of his insurance cards for me to give to people when I inevitably hit them. Because "Let's face it." FML

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Today, my boyfriend came to my work, at a drive thru, in my car, and then got mad at me because I wouldn't give him free food. In his anger, he put my car in reverse and backed out of line very quickly, only to smash into a paying customer. FML

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