Snoozefest

By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

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Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
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bikergirl93 18

ohhh that sucks :/ maybe its time to spice up the sex life, get some toys and outfits ...... just an idea

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cakefete2 30

If you use your mouth during sex i can guarantee you she won't be bored.

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worldclassrager 39

Was it the story about how you two met? And how things got to where things are now? Maybe ask her for some pointers that might help...

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buckdharma 37

Tell her a story that confuses her a little, but she gets it in the end.

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cabbagehead1 1

shoulda told her about the chocolate starfish and the spear

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Raesin 21

Tell her that if she communicated more and told you what she liked she wouldn't be so bored. The secret to good sex is good communication, trust and the willingness to maybe try something new.

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Grauncho 27

I take it you never reached the climax of the story.

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AntiPrude 26

Dude... ..you suck.

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triplebeerox 27

No, he doesn't suck enough; maybe if he did, she wouldn't be so bored!

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Cazz91 21

Ask her what she feels is boring and what you can do to change things up.

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