Snoozefest

By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

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Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
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bikergirl93 18

ohhh that sucks :/ maybe its time to spice up the sex life, get some toys and outfits ...... just an idea

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cakefete2 30

If you use your mouth during sex i can guarantee you she won't be bored.

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LuiZombie 3

Someone's not doing there job right. Smh.

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jonathan_dallas 10

How old is your gf that she wants story time in bed?

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Isa_fml 20

Maybe it was just a slightly misguided attempt at dirty talk.

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magaoitin 4

Once Upon a Time there was a man who liked to play a game of throwing a hot dog down a huge tunnel, tying to hit a side or the end. No matter how many times he came, he never touched a side. One day as the man though how much fun it would be to try again, he found the tunnel filled by a nice construction worker, a landscaper, and both of his the next door neighbors.

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JayThrntn 9

Tell her about the girl who got donkey punched for running her mouth.. That's a good one

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Bri_Bo27 0

Hopefully you'd be able to recite a novel rather than a short story in regards to time

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