Intimacy: So frustrating

So frustrating

By Anonymous - 13/12/2010 14:57 - United States

Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for a while. Instead of sleeping in the same bed together, he insists that I sleep in another room because he "doesn't want to be tempted to do anything." So, I'm alone, in my best lingerie, in his little brother's room. FML

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Same thing different taste

By vaness@ - 06/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, I decided to spend a night of love with my darling, so I arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number and waited in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it enticingly, convinced it was him. It was room service. FML

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By coffeeshopgirl - 08/05/2012 00:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I'm cheering myself up about being newly single by having a sleepover with my best friends. Their boyfriends have all decided to sleep over as well though, so I'm currently alone in a corridor with nothing but the sound of all my friends having loud sex to keep me company. FML

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By kimboslice106 - 08/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML

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You deserved it 14 162

By hoody - 22/01/2010 22:27 - United States

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 915

By cockfist - 04/03/2014 22:41 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML

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You deserved it 6 715

By Sally - 31/10/2018 22:00 - United States

Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 8 051

By Anonymous90 - 24/07/2010 23:59 - Canada

Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out to the living room, and told my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He said no, then pretended to fall asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 07:18 - United States

Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML

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You deserved it 4 666

Good night

By iwearsilkgownstoeatwaffles - 12/08/2013 14:30 - United States - Mabank

Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML

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You deserved it 4 446

Flammin8 0

Monday 13 December 2010 19:03

respect his wishes?

BelleElle_fml 5

Monday 13 December 2010 20:33

Aw, what a gentleman. You've got a keeper, OP!

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TakeOneLastBreat_fml 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 5:34

you are not pure! roflol

arabellaten 0

Monday 10 January 2011 1:56

Dude. That means that he respects you and himself and doesn't want to rush into anything.

skye_monster 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 18:46

at least now you know that he most likely has feelings for you and might want to have a relationship or something like that......

JCARB 2

Friday 28 January 2011 14:25

you should of sneaked into his room and gave him some neck to make him think other wise

Kg317 18

Monday 31 January 2011 17:43

that guy is a dumbass. ur not a **** like some people on here say u wanna have fun nothing wrong with that. he's just a pussy

somelikeithot2 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 13:06

he's not that into you. the "wont be tempted" thing is just an easy way out

budd28 0

Monday 13 June 2011 3:13

wat was the point of sleeping over his house

coreysmith 0

Thursday 11 August 2011 11:49

You should have put ur hand on his leg and went closer to his "knob" and looked him in the eyes. That would have helped you

stevenmx86 7

Tuesday 20 December 2011 4:23

I'm a pathetic moron, guys. Just throwing it out there..

TheThrasher_fml 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 12:50

His little brother must be happy

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So frustrating

Same thing different taste

Good night

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