Intimacy: So frustrating

So frustrating

By Anonymous - 13/12/2010 14:57 - United States

Today, I'm spending the night with the guy I've been interested in for a while. Instead of sleeping in the same bed together, he insists that I sleep in another room because he "doesn't want to be tempted to do anything." So, I'm alone, in my best lingerie, in his little brother's room. FML

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By vaness@ - 06/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, I decided to spend a night of love with my darling, so I arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number and waited in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it enticingly, convinced it was him. It was room service. FML

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By coffeeshopgirl - 08/05/2012 00:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I'm cheering myself up about being newly single by having a sleepover with my best friends. Their boyfriends have all decided to sleep over as well though, so I'm currently alone in a corridor with nothing but the sound of all my friends having loud sex to keep me company. FML

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By kimboslice106 - 08/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML

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By hoody - 22/01/2010 22:27 - United States

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

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By cockfist - 04/03/2014 22:41 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML

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By Sally - 31/10/2018 22:00 - United States

Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous90 - 24/07/2010 23:59 - Canada

Today, I spent 100 dollars on lingerie. I put it on, walked out to the living room, and told my boyfriend to follow me into the bedroom. He said no, then pretended to fall asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 07:18 - United States

Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML

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Good night

By iwearsilkgownstoeatwaffles - 12/08/2013 14:30 - United States - Mabank

Today, my 26-year-old boyfriend came to my apartment to spend the night for the first time. He brought a "blankie" that he insisted was the only thing that could help him sleep. That "blankie" was his ex-girlfriend's silk nightgown. FML

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Flammin8 0

Monday 13 December 2010 19:03

respect his wishes?

BelleElle_fml 5

Monday 13 December 2010 20:33

Aw, what a gentleman. You've got a keeper, OP!

Comments

sallen0046 4

Thursday 16 December 2010 9:00

I'm sorry, you're upset some guy you're not even dating doesn't want to treat you like a ****? You're right, your life is ******. You've actually found a gentlemen and instead of appreciating him, you're complaining. If you want to ***** around without being in a relationship, pick up drunk guys in a bar like everyone else. Stop trying to make the guys who are actually decent feel like they're doing something wrong by not treating women like sex objects.

jujubeewhoopie 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 12:50

grow up.

eablue_fml 6

Friday 17 December 2010 18:59

big deal.... he doesnt sleep around. thats good and it males one of you... sex shouldnt be a factor.. get over yourself...

DaniPickles 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 10:11

hey he doesn't wanna be a man ***** like you ***** so this isn't an FML

Cjmw 7

Tuesday 21 December 2010 20:49

At least he's a gentleman.

jazzboo10 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 3:03

he respects u.. good guy.. don't jump in bed with him right away..

leti1777 0

Friday 24 December 2010 6:13

Stop talking 2 him he is hands down gay and hes using you as a cover up

franwins0827 7

Friday 24 December 2010 6:46

Sneak into his room while he's asleep and start something. Then go back to the other room. If he remembers in the morning, convince him it was just a dream.