So good it's bad

By kingpin7 - 30/03/2011 04:43 - United States

Spicy
Today, I went down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I almost suffocated. FML
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lhoavtee 3

if you wee suffocated wouldn't it mean your dead

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RainbowHeadache 2

It's a trap!

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fylnotmine89 1

hearing about someone passing out while going down on his lady, I would normally tell you to find a woman that cleans herself better... but your just special. lol

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llZombiell 5

Yeah boy, someone knows what he's doing.

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MsSoulReaper 27

Some kinky shit is going on lol at least your okay now.

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Eyez_Mesmerize 0

Thats awesome! Most men can't even get their women to ******. Therefore, be happy and stop whining like a b*tch.

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AnotherRandomPer 0

Colonel Angus knocks out another one!

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jennabell 0

Colonel Angus might be rough.. Colonel Angus might not smell like a bed of roses.. but, deep down.. Colonel Angus is very sweet.

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grooglius 0

so ur girlfriend wrote this for you? cause you're dead

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