Love: So romantic

So romantic

By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 16:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML

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You deserved it 4 392

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By dead - 09/03/2010 00:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2015 11:25 - Germany - Felsberg

Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his ex was so gorgeous and out of his league that it made him feel inadequate, and so he now only dates within reach. She told him he's hot enough to have anyone he wants. 30 seconds later they were tongue-deep in each other's throat. FML

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Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By RingAroundThe..SPLAT - 16/05/2012 04:10 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 08:07 - Australia - Boronia

Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML

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You deserved it 4 345

By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

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By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

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Inferiority complex

By jonatthon - 30/10/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML

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You deserved it 164

Skinny Love

By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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You deserved it 114

By itsnotyouitsher - 09/03/2013 06:16 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML

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IdaE 17

Friday 12 July 2013 23:10

Well, she seems nice...

mnwlf13 3

Friday 12 July 2013 23:11

what she really means is that he turn her down.

Comments

olpally 32

Friday 12 July 2013 23:14

What a low class bitch move that was... Wow. Unreal. I hope you broke up with her. That's really shitty.

funky2525 14

Friday 12 July 2013 23:14

Show her how handsome and talented you can be OP :)

bazookajoey 27

Friday 2 October 2015 20:53

She's not worth it

punkyboy 11

Friday 12 July 2013 23:14

dump her and say she's not even in your league

KBurns207 17

Friday 12 July 2013 23:16

You better make her out of your league ASAP. Nobody deserves that shit.

iemislayer 10

Friday 12 July 2013 23:24

Except those that do the shit she did

aligater10 7

Friday 12 July 2013 23:17

spit on her and leave.

football98_fml 20

Friday 12 July 2013 23:18

well, at least your still together. not sure if id want to stay with a girl like that tho

diabian 9

Friday 12 July 2013 23:18

Video the bitch naked and leak it online...

EmsyyyRose13 24

Saturday 13 July 2013 7:28

No matter how rude someone is, they don't deserve their sensitive photos/videos posted online. That can have so many negative repercussions. Especially if either of them are underage.

angelitared 27

Friday 12 July 2013 23:22

That's when you tell her she's out of your league.. And break up w her!

thatnucca 36

Friday 12 July 2013 23:25

Whoa, that's ****** up on so many levels... Ex that bitch... No one deserve that!

graceinsheepwear 33

Friday 12 July 2013 23:25

He's out of her league means he rejected her. I don't know what she's all stuck up about. I could say the same about Brad Pitt. Doesn't mean he's interested in me.