Love: So romantic

So romantic

By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 16:53 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome and talented than me. The reason she didn't leave, "He's out of my league; you're not." FML

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By dead - 09/03/2010 00:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years left me because apparently I'm "too beautiful and he can no longer handle other guys always trying to flirt with me." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2015 11:25 - Germany - Felsberg

Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his ex was so gorgeous and out of his league that it made him feel inadequate, and so he now only dates within reach. She told him he's hot enough to have anyone he wants. 30 seconds later they were tongue-deep in each other's throat. FML

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Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By RingAroundThe..SPLAT - 16/05/2012 04:10 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 08:07 - Australia - Boronia

Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML

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By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

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By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

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Inferiority complex

By jonatthon - 30/10/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML

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Skinny Love

By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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By itsnotyouitsher - 09/03/2013 06:16 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML

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IdaE 17

Friday 12 July 2013 23:10

Well, she seems nice...

mnwlf13 3

Friday 12 July 2013 23:11

what she really means is that he turn her down.

Comments

wingedangel123 8

Friday 12 July 2013 23:26

Clearly, they forgot to type it. Don't worry OP, I sometimes type too fast and end up forgetting to type in some letters too :)

kpc2424 13

Friday 12 July 2013 23:26

If he was out of her league.... What the hell makes her think she wasn't beneath him? Unless he was "slumming". Your gf is a tad too confident about herself... Revenge is a dish best served cold!

gameover18 17

Friday 12 July 2013 23:33

I am so sorry OP.

Eivana 37

Friday 12 July 2013 23:33

You can't just let her talk to you like that. No, I am not saying hit her or scream at her, but you can't settle for someone like that... She will never change if she was able to say something so coldly like that.

ZDR 11

Friday 12 July 2013 23:35

..well ain't she a lovely one.

BlissfulLiss 18

Friday 12 July 2013 23:41

I think this is your cue to dump her.

CoGhostRider 31

Friday 12 July 2013 23:44

Sounds like you're in a league of your own :)

brittyboo123 35

Friday 12 July 2013 23:48

You should have said "That reminds me, I'm out of your league, see ya." and go find yourself someone who will respect you. :)

Wolstenholme 11

Friday 12 July 2013 23:53

Why would she even mention that?

_wraith 15

Friday 12 July 2013 23:56

Normally I'm not a huge advocate for the "leave 'em!" crew, but in this case, OP, I think you should rethink your decision to be with her. She clearly has no respect for you, and if the only reason why she didn't leave you for another man is because "he's out of my league," then there's nothing stopping her from going when she feel she has a shot with another guy. She doesn't have any romantic feelings for you, anything to you that compels her to stay with you. You're a distraction, someone to pass the time with but not someone to actually appreciate. You deserve better, my friend.