So romantic

By Upbrakie - 12/01/2010 13:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my girlfriend, and I told her that I loved her. She asked me how much windshield wiper blades cost. FML
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skyeyez9 24

Wiper blades range anywhere from $15-38 dollars.

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Twunt 14

Or she loves you so much that you're at that part in your relationship where you talk about errands during sex.

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Ninjaface 0

Tell her that an actual ***** would be cheaper, but if she really wants to try the wiper blades then that's okay with you. Or you could stop sucking in bed so she doesn't need them.

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The_Norwegian 2

On the positive side, you can start looking for a new girlfriend.

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althor 0

At least you know what to get her for her birthday

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cheese_fml 0

wow lol thts what happened to last week... but it was strippers...

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perdix 29

You're supposed to **** in-out, in-out. If you're going swish, swish, swish like wiper blades, you are doing it wrong! Correct your technique or next time, she'll start singing "The Wheels on the Bus!"

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HarperGirl 4

how do you even respond to something like that, its too funny

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zac12345 0

I look forward to perfdix's posts everytime I open an fml

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ryad69 0

The wheels on the bus go in and out...... Wait a second!!??

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